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Sarah was the slickest mother ever

So woman is stripped of her support team, fellow agents, and is pretty much put on the shelf. She tries to do heroing, but keeps getting cockblocked by younger women or superhero men she used to work alongside.

Just when she’s hitting rock bottom (and sitting in her house wearing pyjamas and eating ice cream), there’s a knock at the door. Judi Dench is standing there, and our heroine assumes it’s a charity collection.

“Oh no, dear,” Dench says, smiling. “We’ve come to recruit you.”

“Recruit me? For what?”

“To do what we do best: save the bloody world.”

Look - here’s your casting call:

Sigourney Weaver - 67

Pam Grier - 67

Lynda Carter - 65

Linda Hamilton - 60 

Angela Basset - 58 

Michele Yeoh - 54

Ming-na Wen - 53

Famke Janssen - 52 

Halle Berry - 50

Tia Carrere - 50

Carrie-Anne Moss - 49

Lucy Lawless - 49

Lucy Liu - 48

Uma Thurman - 47

Angelina Jolie - 41

Milla Jovovich  - 41

Sarah Michelle Gellar - 40

The Recruit:

Jessica Alba - 36