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steve: i'd rather fuck you, please!

tony: what?

natasha, from the other side of the room: he said he'd rather fuck you, tony

steve: tony! you are so inappropriate

tony: oh stop being a party pooper, i’m just making things a little more fun

steve: no, tony, quit your whining and put a cork in it

tony:

tony: tha-

steve: tony, no

tony: that’s wh-

steve: i’m warning you

tony: thatswhatshesaid

steve: it means happy, buck

bucky *modern day*: steve makes me so gay

tony from the corner of the room: no way, same here!

bucky: no steve, they're unisex

steve: well, maybe you need sex. i had it two days ago

bucky: no- steve. u-n-i-sex

peter: i just asked for your sleep schedule, please answer the question

tony: i have it scheduled for july 2nd

○ straight

○ homosexual

steve: hey, don’t be mean to the calculator. would you like it if i banged you on the table?

tony:

i am inevitabl

i am inevitab

i am inevita

i am inevit

i am inevi

i am inev

i am ine

i am in

i am i

i am ir

i am iro

i am iron

i am iron m

i am iron ma

peter:

tony: *leaves room*