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Passerby: ARE YOU OKAY?!?!

Peter: please... I need my... phone.

*opens the group chat with Shuri, Harley, MJ and Ned*

It got me thinking that:

What if he is secretly good at cooking, like reallyyyy good

So good that he participates in a cooking show (and wins)

Peter and Bucky watching Hell’s Kitchen: hey, that guy looks familiar

Nat, walking by: is that Nick??

Peter:

Bucky:

Nat:

Peter: yeahhh

Nat: what is he doing??

Bucky: apparently winning

Nat: wait what??

Fury, on screen: *looks directly into camera and winks (or in his case, blinks)*

And maybe he also has a whole bunch of other skills, for example:

Carol, walking outside: I didn’t know you could do that

Fury, riding a unicycle: neither did I

Carol:

Carol:

fury: *hacking the pentagon whilst simultaneously fixing everything wrong with the iron man suit*

fury: *sees hammer on the ground*

fury: *casually picks it up and summons some lightning to defeat their enemies*

everyone:

Nick Fury: *knitting a small sweater for Goose to relax himself*

Clint: *Looks at Fury* *Looks at Tony* I dunno.

Tony: *Looks at Natasha*

Tony: Has anyone seen Fury?

Steve: *looks out of the window*

Tony: *looks out of the window*

It got me thinking that:

What if he is secretly good at cooking, like reallyyyy good

So good that he participates in a cooking show (and wins)

Peter and Bucky watching Hell’s Kitchen: hey, that guy looks familiar

Nat, walking by: is that Nick??

Peter:

Bucky:

Nat:

Peter: yeahhh

Nat: what is he doing??

Bucky: apparently winning

Nat: wait what??

Fury, on screen: *looks directly into camera and winks (or in his case, blinks)*

And maybe he also has a whole bunch of other skills, for example:

Carol, walking outside: I didn’t know you could do that

Fury, riding a unicycle: neither did I

Carol:

Carol:

fury: *hacking the pentagon whilst simultaneously fixing everything wrong with the iron man suit*

fury: *sees hammer on the ground*

fury: *casually picks it up and summons some lightning to defeat their enemies*

everyone:

Nick Fury: *knitting a small sweater for Goose to relax himself*

Clint: *Looks at Fury* *Looks at Tony* I dunno.

Tony: *Looks at Natasha*

It got me thinking that:

What if he is secretly good at cooking, like reallyyyy good

So good that he participates in a cooking show (and wins)

Peter and Bucky watching Hell’s Kitchen: hey, that guy looks familiar

Nat, walking by: is that Nick??

Peter:

Bucky:

Nat:

Peter: yeahhh

Nat: what is he doing??

Bucky: apparently winning

Nat: wait what??

Fury, on screen: *looks directly into camera and winks (or in his case, blinks)*

And maybe he also has a whole bunch of other skills, for example:

Carol, walking outside: I didn’t know you could do that

Fury, riding a unicycle: neither did I

Carol:

Carol:

fury: *hacking the pentagon whilst simultaneously fixing everything wrong with the iron man suit*

fury: *sees hammer on the ground*

fury: *casually picks it up and summons some lightning to defeat their enemies*

everyone:

Nick Fury: *knitting a small sweater for Goose to relax himself*

Now I can’t stop laughing bc I’m just imagining Wanda yeeting Steve at the avengers compound and Steve hitting the wall at like 40mph. And the avengers inside the building just hear an occasional bang on the wall followed by some cursing and a “try again” or “just one more time”

Then eventually the avengers come out to watch bc they don’t know wtf is going on and from far away they just see this little red white and blue circle being yeeted at the wall

Avengers: Peter are you ok?!

Peter, a Gen z kid: i’m never ok :D

Avengers: *extremely concerned*

It got me thinking that:

What if he is secretly good at cooking, like reallyyyy good

So good that he participates in a cooking show (and wins)

Peter and Bucky watching Hell’s Kitchen: hey, that guy looks familiar

Nat, walking by: is that Nick??

Peter:

Bucky:

Nat:

Peter: yeahhh

Nat: what is he doing??

Bucky: apparently winning

Nat: wait what??

Fury, on screen: *looks directly into camera and winks (or in his case, blinks)*

And maybe he also has a whole bunch of other skills, for example:

Carol, walking outside: I didn’t know you could do that

Fury, riding a unicycle: neither did I

Carol:

Carol:

fury: *hacking the pentagon whilst simultaneously fixing everything wrong with the iron man suit*

fury: *sees hammer on the ground*

fury: *casually picks it up and summons some lightning to defeat their enemies*

everyone:

Nick Fury: *knitting a small sweater for Goose to relax himself*

It got me thinking that:

What if he is secretly good at cooking, like reallyyyy good

So good that he participates in a cooking show (and wins)

Peter and Bucky watching Hell’s Kitchen: hey, that guy looks familiar

Nat, walking by: is that Nick??

Peter:

Bucky:

Nat:

Peter: yeahhh

Nat: what is he doing??

Bucky: apparently winning

Nat: wait what??

Fury, on screen: *looks directly into camera and winks (or in his case, blinks)*

And maybe he also has a whole bunch of other skills, for example:

Carol, walking outside: I didn’t know you could do that

Fury, riding a unicycle: neither did I

Carol:

Carol:

fury: *hacking the pentagon whilst simultaneously fixing everything wrong with the iron man suit*

fury: *sees hammer on the ground*

fury: *casually picks it up and summons some lightning to defeat their enemies*

everyone:

Fury: *grabs circular trash can top*

Happy: hey that’s not as easy as it looks-

Fury: *throws it bounces off the wall and it comes back to him*

Happy: *stops mid bite while eating noodles* wow-

It got me thinking that:

What if he is secretly good at cooking, like reallyyyy good

So good that he participates in a cooking show (and wins)

Peter and Bucky watching Hell’s Kitchen: hey, that guy looks familiar

Nat, walking by: is that Nick??

Peter:

Bucky:

Nat:

Peter: yeahhh

Nat: what is he doing??

Bucky: apparently winning

Nat: wait what??

Fury, on screen: *looks directly into camera and winks (or in his case, blinks)*

And maybe he also has a whole bunch of other skills, for example:

Carol, walking outside: I didn’t know you could do that

Fury, riding a unicycle: neither did I

Carol:

Carol:

fury: *hacking the pentagon whilst simultaneously fixing everything wrong with the iron man suit*

fury: *sees hammer on the ground*

fury: *casually picks it up and summons some lightning to defeat their enemies*

everyone: