*peter gets hit by a car*
Passerby: ARE YOU OKAY?!?!
Peter: please... I need my... phone.
*opens the group chat with Shuri, Harley, MJ and Ned*
Peter typing: LMFAOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT
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@incorrect-avengerss
*peter gets hit by a car*
Passerby: ARE YOU OKAY?!?!
Peter: please... I need my... phone.
*opens the group chat with Shuri, Harley, MJ and Ned*
Peter typing: LMFAOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT

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In Age of Ultron when the Avengers were staying at Clint’s house and Fury was cooking-
It got me thinking that:
What if he is secretly good at cooking, like reallyyyy good
So good that he participates in a cooking show (and wins)
Peter and Bucky watching Hell’s Kitchen: hey, that guy looks familiar
Nat, walking by: is that Nick??
Peter:
Bucky:
Nat:
Peter: yeahhh
Nat: what is he doing??
Bucky: apparently winning
Nat: wait what??
Fury, on screen: *looks directly into camera and winks (or in his case, blinks)*
And maybe he also has a whole bunch of other skills, for example:
Carol, walking outside: I didn’t know you could do that
Fury, riding a unicycle: neither did I
Carol:
Carol:
Carol: ok then
tony: *walks into lab*
fury: *hacking the pentagon whilst simultaneously fixing everything wrong with the iron man suit*
tony: caROL COME GET FURY! CAROL-
then when they’re in a fight…
fury: *sees hammer on the ground*
fury: *casually picks it up and summons some lightning to defeat their enemies*
everyone:
Tony: *walking in the Avengers Tower common room*
Nick Fury: *knitting a small sweater for Goose to relax himself*
Tony: *sighs and walks out*
Tony: When did this whole thing *gestures to Fury cooking four scrambled eggs and baking three cakes and making pasta sauce* start?
Clint: *Looks at Fury* *Looks at Tony* I dunno.
Tony: *Looks at Natasha*
Natasha: *Smiles*
Tony: *walks into Avengers Tower common room*
Tony: Has anyone seen Fury?
Steve: *looks out of the window*
Tony: *looks out of the window*
Fury: *outside the window holding Mjolnir as he break-dances flying*
Peter: lets get this bread
Shuri: obtain the grain
Loki: yeet this wheat
Thor: attain this loaf
Bucky: collect this baguette
Sam: gather this bagel
Nat: capture this crumpet
Clint: sieze the brioche
Loki: procure the pita
Thor: acquire the sourdough
Peter: possess the pumpernickel
Shuri: burglarize the croissant
Bucky, singing quietly to himself while fighting bad guys: ᴳᵒ ᵈᵉᵐᵃʳᶜᵘˢ ᴳᵒ ᵈᵉᵐᵃʳᶜᵘˢ ᴳᵒ ᵈᵉᵐᵃʳᶜᵘˢ
In Age of Ultron when the Avengers were staying at Clint’s house and Fury was cooking-
It got me thinking that:
What if he is secretly good at cooking, like reallyyyy good
So good that he participates in a cooking show (and wins)
Peter and Bucky watching Hell’s Kitchen: hey, that guy looks familiar
Nat, walking by: is that Nick??
Peter:
Bucky:
Nat:
Peter: yeahhh
Nat: what is he doing??
Bucky: apparently winning
Nat: wait what??
Fury, on screen: *looks directly into camera and winks (or in his case, blinks)*
And maybe he also has a whole bunch of other skills, for example:
Carol, walking outside: I didn’t know you could do that
Fury, riding a unicycle: neither did I
Carol:
Carol:
Carol: ok then
tony: *walks into lab*
fury: *hacking the pentagon whilst simultaneously fixing everything wrong with the iron man suit*
tony: caROL COME GET FURY! CAROL-
then when they’re in a fight…
fury: *sees hammer on the ground*
fury: *casually picks it up and summons some lightning to defeat their enemies*
everyone:
Tony: *walking in the Avengers Tower common room*
Nick Fury: *knitting a small sweater for Goose to relax himself*
Tony: *sighs and walks out*
Tony: When did this whole thing *gestures to Fury cooking four scrambled eggs and baking three cakes and making pasta sauce* start?
Clint: *Looks at Fury* *Looks at Tony* I dunno.
Tony: *Looks at Natasha*
Natasha: *Smiles*

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In Age of Ultron when the Avengers were staying at Clint’s house and Fury was cooking-
It got me thinking that:
What if he is secretly good at cooking, like reallyyyy good
So good that he participates in a cooking show (and wins)
Peter and Bucky watching Hell’s Kitchen: hey, that guy looks familiar
Nat, walking by: is that Nick??
Peter:
Bucky:
Nat:
Peter: yeahhh
Nat: what is he doing??
Bucky: apparently winning
Nat: wait what??
Fury, on screen: *looks directly into camera and winks (or in his case, blinks)*
And maybe he also has a whole bunch of other skills, for example:
Carol, walking outside: I didn’t know you could do that
Fury, riding a unicycle: neither did I
Carol:
Carol:
Carol: ok then
tony: *walks into lab*
fury: *hacking the pentagon whilst simultaneously fixing everything wrong with the iron man suit*
tony: caROL COME GET FURY! CAROL-
then when they’re in a fight…
fury: *sees hammer on the ground*
fury: *casually picks it up and summons some lightning to defeat their enemies*
everyone:
Tony: *walking in the Avengers Tower common room*
Nick Fury: *knitting a small sweater for Goose to relax himself*
Tony: *sighs and walks out*
a random person to bucky: you bitch!
steve: *dramatic gasp* how DARE you call my boyfriend a bitch i-
bucky: yeah how dare you.
bucky: i am THAT bitch
So you know that scene in cacw where Steve says to Wanda: “just like we practiced” and then Wanda uses her powers to yeet him up to the window so he can get inside that building? They practiced that.
Now I can’t stop laughing bc I’m just imagining Wanda yeeting Steve at the avengers compound and Steve hitting the wall at like 40mph. And the avengers inside the building just hear an occasional bang on the wall followed by some cursing and a “try again” or “just one more time”
Then eventually the avengers come out to watch bc they don’t know wtf is going on and from far away they just see this little red white and blue circle being yeeted at the wall
Then nat just starts filming this whole thing and she’s literally cracking tf up
Some Avengers are sitting in the break room at the compound when they hear a loud noise. They look up and see that Steve just hit the window like a bird. As they watch, he starts to slide down until he falls out of sight. Tony looks up at Sam and asks “weren’t you supposed to be the team pidgeon?”
she really just-
i miss my og 6 avengers
thank u for coming to my ted talk.

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Peter: *gets hurt*
Avengers: Peter are you ok?!
Peter, a Gen z kid: i’m never ok :D
Avengers: *extremely concerned*
Tony: *calls 8753843 therapists*
Natasha: It be like that sometimes.
Clint: Mood.
so you know how in cacw Tony said: “okay who’s putting coffee grounds in the disposal? what am i running a b&b for a biker gang?”
this just got me thinking that tony is probably the one who gets mad at everyone for making a mess in the avengers compound
for example:
Tony: *finds an opened bag of lucky charms left on the counter* okay who the FUCK left the cEreal bag oPEN??? now the lucky charms are FUCKING STALE are you kiDDING ME I just bOught them YESTERDAY
tony: *looks at Steve* was it YOU???? i swEar to god STEVE if it was yOu that is the LAST TIME you will eat cEREAL
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i haven’t been active for like a whole month
or two
or maybe even three
i’ve been busy with school work so hopefully y’all will understand
but im back (for now)
i probably won’t post a whole lot still but when i do it’ll hopefully be good content so stick with me here ;)
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In Age of Ultron when the Avengers were staying at Clint’s house and Fury was cooking-
It got me thinking that:
What if he is secretly good at cooking, like reallyyyy good
So good that he participates in a cooking show (and wins)
Peter and Bucky watching Hell’s Kitchen: hey, that guy looks familiar
Nat, walking by: is that Nick??
Peter:
Bucky:
Nat:
Peter: yeahhh
Nat: what is he doing??
Bucky: apparently winning
Nat: wait what??
Fury, on screen: *looks directly into camera and winks (or in his case, blinks)*
And maybe he also has a whole bunch of other skills, for example:
Carol, walking outside: I didn’t know you could do that
Fury, riding a unicycle: neither did I
Carol:
Carol:
Carol: ok then
tony: *walks into lab*
fury: *hacking the pentagon whilst simultaneously fixing everything wrong with the iron man suit*
tony: caROL COME GET FURY! CAROL-
then when they’re in a fight…
fury: *sees hammer on the ground*
fury: *casually picks it up and summons some lightning to defeat their enemies*
everyone:
Tony: *walking in the Avengers Tower common room*
Nick Fury: *knitting a small sweater for Goose to relax himself*
Tony: *sighs and walks out*
In Age of Ultron when the Avengers were staying at Clint’s house and Fury was cooking-
It got me thinking that:
What if he is secretly good at cooking, like reallyyyy good
So good that he participates in a cooking show (and wins)
Peter and Bucky watching Hell’s Kitchen: hey, that guy looks familiar
Nat, walking by: is that Nick??
Peter:
Bucky:
Nat:
Peter: yeahhh
Nat: what is he doing??
Bucky: apparently winning
Nat: wait what??
Fury, on screen: *looks directly into camera and winks (or in his case, blinks)*
And maybe he also has a whole bunch of other skills, for example:
Carol, walking outside: I didn’t know you could do that
Fury, riding a unicycle: neither did I
Carol:
Carol:
Carol: ok then
tony: *walks into lab*
fury: *hacking the pentagon whilst simultaneously fixing everything wrong with the iron man suit*
tony: caROL COME GET FURY! CAROL-
then when they’re in a fight…
fury: *sees hammer on the ground*
fury: *casually picks it up and summons some lightning to defeat their enemies*
everyone:
Then with Happy…
Fury: *grabs circular trash can top*
Happy: hey that’s not as easy as it looks-
Fury: *throws it bounces off the wall and it comes back to him*
Happy: *stops mid bite while eating noodles* wow-

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In Age of Ultron when the Avengers were staying at Clint’s house and Fury was cooking-
It got me thinking that:
What if he is secretly good at cooking, like reallyyyy good
So good that he participates in a cooking show (and wins)
Peter and Bucky watching Hell’s Kitchen: hey, that guy looks familiar
Nat, walking by: is that Nick??
Peter:
Bucky:
Nat:
Peter: yeahhh
Nat: what is he doing??
Bucky: apparently winning
Nat: wait what??
Fury, on screen: *looks directly into camera and winks (or in his case, blinks)*
And maybe he also has a whole bunch of other skills, for example:
Carol, walking outside: I didn’t know you could do that
Fury, riding a unicycle: neither did I
Carol:
Carol:
Carol: ok then
tony: *walks into lab*
fury: *hacking the pentagon whilst simultaneously fixing everything wrong with the iron man suit*
tony: caROL COME GET FURY! CAROL-
then when they’re in a fight…
fury: *sees hammer on the ground*
fury: *casually picks it up and summons some lightning to defeat their enemies*
everyone: