Rachel's Closet

Yeah well, I'm a slut

Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffeehouse. First of all, the customer is always right. A smile goes a long way. And if anyone is ever rude to you? Sneeze muffin.

Yeah no, I mean it was at a flea market, so it was like a dollar... and fifty. So it was like one and fifty dollars.

That’s a good story, grandpa.

It’s a trifle, it’s got all of these layers! First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sautéed with peas and onions, then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!

Are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?

I feel so free and so graceful!

So, you missed a message from who? Chandler or your mom? Or Chandler? Or your mom?

Wow, I could so easily freak out right now

Wow, we really are bitches.

Ross, you have no idea what this means to me! I mean I was gonna be homeless. You just saved me! You’re my hero!

It's the end of an era!

This isn't a marriage, this is the world's worst hangover!

Hello, Vegas? We would like some more alcohol, and you know what else? We would like some more beers. Hello? Oh I forgot to dial!

I'm really warm, so I'm going to be taking off my sweater. Now, I'm just letting you know that this is not an invitation to the physical act of love.

Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?

Oh, wow! Congratulations, that's quite a waste of time.