day-ta, not dat-ah

the sisko kirk hero worship homoeroticism would be entirely reversed if kirk ever showed up on ds9 thru his own time travel circumstances because the first thing that would happen is he would meet quark and the thing about kirk is there is nobody in the entire space and time of the universe that would annoy him more than quark it would immediately be like the worst day he ever experienced it would be like nonstop torment trying to understand why these things keep happening to him and then he would see sisko tactfully handling quark or god forbid see him getting quark to kiss the nagus scepter and like it would be over for him like sisko handling quark related paperwork would be the single most heroic thing hes ever seen like he would become immediately obsessed and bewitched

*to a klingon* call me 9/11 the way i wanna hit those twin towers

transfem klingon bottom surgery is also a 9/11 joke but i’m not smart enough to figure out how to word it

Future Star Trek writers should be required to swear a blood oath to just forget section 31 and never mention it again. putting that up on the shelf, you had your fun. back to utopia time.

star trek heritage post (June 2nd, 2017)

Happy Pride!!! Always remember there are gay people in space

[image description: a crude digital drawing of Picard and William Riker from Star Trek TNG on a white canvas. they're both wearing their red uniform. Picard has his hands raised, shrugging. an arrow points to him saying, "some bullshit happening to this guy." Riker stands next to him, arms crossed and grinning. the arrow pointing to him says, "biggest shit-eating grin you've ever seen on a human." /end description]

If hating Bruce Maddox was an Olympic sport i would be a gold medalist

This is Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise speaking. We’ve entered the orbit of a planet not terribly unlike our own… save that it is exclusively populated by petty old queens.

They seem to have accepted Commander Spock as one of their own.

Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.

Sarek fucking hates this guy and it's 100% envy

I Got A Degree In Party Rocking