move, im gay

Im not a gemini inm

There was a fucking spider on my leg

Optometrists HATE me because when they ask me to look at the letters I just tell them No

Why

Read it yourself

What is going on here??

birds birds is what is going on

WIGGLY OWLS

[OWL INTENSIFIES]

WHAT IS ON THAT PHONE

I found it.

THIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I IMAGINED

where are the milfs.

spending time with their kids. its the holidays.

It looks like the kitten straight up pressed the wrong button.

I have finally found a post that perfectly encapsulates my gaming style. 

I love that the death animations seem random each time like sometimes the imposter’s chest opens up n eats u and sometimes they just snap your neck. sometimes its a knife or a gun. like imagine if the xenomorph in alien was sneaking around and eating ppl but he also had a glock. that would be sick as fuck i think

that’s also interesting bc it implies some imposters are like monster creatures and some are just nasty people. you arrive to your sabotage job with your glock in hand and your coworker is like “yeah can’t wait to eat these guys” and you just have to be like “👀 damn for real? me, uh. me too, man.”

Now I love this proposal because it implies they’re hired hitmen, but each from completely different species, or even have different motives

That one guy from Superman was way too enthusiastic about seeing a bird.