IS THIS WHAT YOU CAME FOR?

Woah this is cool

i hate when people misunderstand my shyness for unfriendliness like no!!! i actually like you! i’m just a piece of shit that can’t communicate

No proofreading we die like men

worth watching for the end

The end <3

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

Our urge to sing along to songs we hear is basically the same thing as wolves howling when they hear a howl

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it

I love how none of the things he stated are indicative of emotional depth or an interesting personality

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

This is my favorite story of 2018 Olympic games