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Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

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Fuck you

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

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yosoymalk

I would marry this man

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guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

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When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

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It’s showing -1 notes

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i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

unclepolymer

Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

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That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.

Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

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OH MY GOD

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the holy trinity

ryanccole

I just realized the climax of the Lion King is kind of hilarious.

Because it came down to a showdown fight between Scar and Simba. And here’s something great about them: they are the weakest little shits.

Scar was this skinny twig of a lion who probably only got the 11th+ portion of any kill because nobody liked him, and the only way he could one-up anyone was through trickery, and/or by softening them up with a wildebeest herd.

Simba grew up without ever having to chase his prey or work particularly hard because he lived on a diet of insects and nothing else. Nala could kick his ass because she was a goddamn proper hunter.

So the final battle was the equivalent to a pasty-faced metrosexual teen slap-fighting a starving 60-year old

10/10

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holyshit

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it is based on Hamlet, so yes.

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Put it there, pal!

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pigeony

what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

pigeony

I don’t even remember typing this holy shit

dagrfinn

Being born physically later, but chronologically older is a fucking power move if I’ve ever heard of one.

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PROFESSOR JIGGLY NO

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IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”

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THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.

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THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.

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Reblogging purely for the last one

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@jupiterjames

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