Cerivan

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

This is peak design

i want you carnally *shoves a knife into your abdomen*

My partner is so fuckigjnbeautiful i think im gonna throw up evwrywher

My dad got Tumblr. He became a thirst trap in minutes. His Tumblr username? Dad. Just dad.

I love how intricate asexuality can be. No sex at all? Sure! Just want to watch? Brilliant! Only comfortable with topping? You go girl! Only rarely feel aroused and when you do it's very touch and go? Wonderful! Kinky but not in a sex way? Coolio! Queerness is full of nuance and people are complicated and things never live in a vacuum!!

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

Plorn

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

I have something worse

oh???

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

Born without a groove 😔

i was born a biter, i identify as a biter, not my fault, maybe don’t be so biteable and you’ll be safe