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my cat, walking on me for cuddles, putting all her weight in one tiny paw: big steppy !!
me as she pressure points my throat:
this is one of my favorite posts ive made because in the notes and tags you can see people making full callouts for their pets for exactly this reason
My cat likes to walk over my laptop since it turns it on and the light wakes me up. At least she isn’t trying to kill me! She does tend to send messages to my friends on discord a lot tho.
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Garden house
My immediate thought was “Home” by Cavetown. BRB while I listen to it on repeat for five hours.
One last time before the decade ends
It’s exactly what I thought it was and I couldn’t be happier.
ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”
everyone saying black mirror NO the whole point of black mirror is that it’s rife with unwanted morals! no! i don’t want to be told how technology is making us distant and how helicopter parenting makes kids hate you i want “what if astronauts found their own dead bodies on a random planet and had a breakdown for a full episode then realized they’re dead for real and then forget and do it all again forever, wouldn’t that be fucked? i’m rod serling”
Imagine if you went in a plane and accidentally arived in the past after hitting ‘turbulence’? Would that be fucked up or what? That’s a good one IMO.
the ENTIRE point of johnny bravo is that he doesn’t get laid. he is NOT a himbo and i WILL NOT tolerate people saying he is
I hate to break this to you pal but Johnny's creator says he does get laid off screen but any success he recieves on the show isn't comedic so they don't talk about it. He's shroedingers' himbo
He was literally thrown into a volcano as a “virgin sacrifice” and the volcano spat him back out.
When you look at him he’s a sad failure When you look away he’s getting mad puss Shroedingers’ Himbo indeed
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There are a lot of absolute idiots in the comments saying things like “a good dog will never hurt a baby” and “the child is never to blame if the dog attacks” and “special snowflakes call everything abuse”
Listen here you fucktards: dogs. Are not. Fucking. People. They don’t operate by human logic. They don’t follow human moral codes. It has nothing to do with it being a “good dog“ or not. If you were getting hit and pulled on and punched and scratched constantly, you just might react. A dog can’t speak up and say “hey please stop that you’re hurting me“. What he can do is move, lunge, bite, etc. These actions might intentionally or unintentionally harm your child. Use your fucking head and don’t let your kid beat up on your dog no matter how many times he’s “taken it” before; you never know when he might snap. Don’t teach your kids it’s OK to treat animals like punching bags and they’ll never react. That’s immensely unfair to both the animal and the child. You could have a hurt or dead child and a euthanized dog because you were fucking dumbass who thought the dogs were just there to be treated like toys.
Same goes for cats and any other pet. Teach your child how to properly treat animals or don’t have any fucking animals.
And it absolutely can be done, even at very young ages. When we rescued a young stray calico cat that showed up at our house, a friend of ours with a toddler took her in, and they taught their toddler immediately how to approach the slightly skittish cat They demonstrated appropriate behavior and touch, showed her how to move, even taught her some of the warning signs that kitty wanted her to stop touching her. Now, when this tiny, 3-year-old child approaches the cat, she coaches herself out loud, repeating “Calm, calm” (which is unbearably adorable, btw) and taking slow, deliberate steps so as not to startle the cat.
They’re best friends now, but April still knows that when Cali wants down, she lets her, and she knows to be gentle and calm. In return, Cali tolerates being handled. But it was a relationship they worked to build, because her parents taught her how to treat the cat, and the potential consequences of not being gentle and calm around her.
If you don’t think your child is old enough to understand how to treat a pet well, it’s safer and healthier for all involved not to leave them together unsupervised.
People are right. If the dog[any pet] attacks the child it’s not the childs fault. It’s the parents!
just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated.
and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.
Communication is a skill like any other. Useful to have, but not having it doesn’t mean you don’t have other skills. Or in this case, valid opinions/facts.
"This is my cat Missy. It's short for Missile Launcher."
i just want to say this is 1) excellent and 2) not uncommon…i work at a vet clinic and some of the names are so fuckin weird but i love it???? clients will be like “we call her stevie. it’s short for death metal steve” or “this is turkey but his LEGAL name is scarecrow jones” thank u
For a good time, go through the notes on this post.
My cat’s name **is** Missi short for Missile Launcher. Sometimes I’ll also call her Ms.L or Mistress Launcher. She might be cursed, but I love her
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Imagine this. You open the door, and yes plates will fall. It’s unavodable. It hurts, and it’ll suck to clean up. But you know what? Now that the mess is cleaned, you can use the plates in the back that were never used before. Sitting there, for an eternity to simply do nothing. You’ll reach those plates, unbroken, and have a nice meal with your friends or family. Theres always more plates in the back.
Representation MATTERS
I finally have a troll who shares my sign...
She’s so cool yet approachable. She looks like she’d let you tell her your problems then zip her lips and heelie back and do a cool trick. I Stan.
Of course, this does mean that this troll from a Friendsim background has been retconned from existence, but I’m fine with that.
Maybe this is just two trolls with the same sign? [for the first time, could be interesting]
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all star, africa and mr brightside
Nice try ninnyhammer, you forgot Fireflies
ppl who use the number keys to navigate the tool bar when they have a perfectly good mouse are scary. please. you can use the middle scroll on your mouse to navigate tool bar. it’s so much better
Okay but I’m on a laptop without a mouse, and I never realized I could use the number keys. So thanks for the tip actually.
If yall could stop lumping Dia de Muertos in your little Halloween events and shit that'd be great cause like...its not Halloween. It's not Mexican/"ethnique" Halloween it's not some cute little Halloween after party, it is its own thing.
Edit: yes you can reblog this
Gods, I love going through the halloween decorations and seeing all the skulls and stuff but like like half of it now is linked the Dia de Muertos and like... >:|
It equals “fruits”
I actually started to work out the problem then thought “why am I doing this? Nobody’s making me do this”
Me, except I, actually went through and finished anyway. Like, I did half the work, might as well satisfy that small part of me that’s curious!
Please for the love of god, learn empathy. Learn kindness. Learn compassion. Why would you judge those who are in pain and hurting? Why would you judge those who are afraid and seeking shelter? Why would you antagonize the victims if you were not attempting to scare those hurting the most?
Okay, you sound genuine so I’ll address my post *again*. I attempted to make a ‘you don’t [x] and it shows’ meme to vent a little frustration. I personally believe all stores should have public restrooms. I don’t judge people that have drug addictions, I’ve dealt with all sorts of things like this on a personal level. I’m also pro decriminalization of drugs.However, that doesn’t mean I don’t get annoyed when I have to deal with people that are actively on drugs. I work in a large store that can easily have a hundred people or more in it at any given time. When someone is tweaking, high, or drunk, we’re required to kick them out. Personally? As long as they’re not causing a disturbance I try to let it go and ignore them, and for the record, I’ve never called the police on anyone.I can care about people, and still be frustrated. It was a joke, a dumb unfunny one sure, but a joke. [I was a little overly fond of the ‘and it shows’ formate when it was popular, sue me.]
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No clue who the fuck this is, but I love them.
