#fern talks

computah, show me Simon Iron Lung + visual impairment post evil haunted monster blood getting in his eyes. Computa, show me Simon being stuck on the Hail Mary and everything’s blurry as shit and Grace can’t help cuz he’s farsighted and Simon is now severely nearsighted so he’s FUCKED! Yehehe (projecting my disability onto my sillies :3)

i don’t think i can express to you the fear of walking outside in the pitch black of 2:00am, only to have an escaped emu come trotting velociraptor-style out of the shadows

Semi serious Fern post here. So with Tumblr our beloved possibly dying out with the staff firings, I am considering moving my show over to an alternate platform. However! I have no idea how this type of blog would work elsewhere, so I'm looking for suggestions on what website y'all would want to see me on. Probably bluesky?? Anyway, I am not dying anytime soon, so not to worry. I am a roach, and am constantly coming back from the grave (ha ha get it?)

crying is a struggle for me, yet 3 years later EXU: Calamity remains to be one of the very few things that can bring a tear down my cheek