Mostly cats and memes

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

me, watching a mobile game ad: you fool. you shit idiot. i would never let the goldfish fall into molten lava.

i think we should all go back to carrying cheap little plastic mp3 players that look strangely edible and only hold like 200 songs

“Gunar Gunarssonsson” lmao

as an IT person I would like to sue this screen for emotional damages

When the gym teacher forces the goth kids to participate.

i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it’s about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s

Darn shame if this circulated…

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

im craving dicks right now my life is hard

i just realized if you dont live in washington you have no idea what im talkING ABOUT DICKS IS A BURGER JOINT

Its funny cause you knew damn well everyone else would take this wrong you just said it for attention you note hungry little whore

you just got called a whore by tumblr user cum-guzzling-gutterslut

For the English speakers, it’s “bite” but written out as if someone’s saying it with their mouth full