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sometimes you just have to go la la la

you can make noises in just about any situation

can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

Sure! You always did that when we were younger!

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

Thanks for remembering that small detail about me. I am going to devote my body soul and spirit to you for the rest of time now

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

you don’t have to write safe practices and contract agreements. your audience knows not to apply any of this in their real lives, sasuke doesn’t know what a safe word is im begging you please write the toxic yaoi

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

binky has healing properties everyone is sleeping on this