Cephalopod Celabrator

going by the tadc reaction, when ralsei comes out the fans will all pivot to Evil Ralsei Theory probably

Ralsei will abruptly start being referred to as a top

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

I love his stated intention behind these projects, ‘Confuse historians’.

Trans women can never win when it comes to our bodies. if we are repulsed by our sex organs, they call us fetishists and imitators. if we are okay with our sex organs, they say it's proof that we're liars and invaders. if we are somewhere inbetween, they will say it's all of the above.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass

one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover

a friend of mine once went to order a beefy bean and cheese burrito but ordered a “beedo beedo” instead and i think of it every time i go to taco bell

I think leftists need to refer to the United States as a slave (nation) state more often. It has one of the highest prison populations per capita of any nation, slavery is legal as punishment for a crime, and Black people are disproportionately imprisoned and given longer sentences. The prison industrial complex is modern-day slavery