Cephalopod Celabrator

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

I wonder how many of y'all have heard of prisencolinensinainciusol

Never heard of it. Please tell me more

Oliver Perks: "Iggy, you've slipped into slurring your words again." Igorina: "I have never thaid a thlur I could not reclaim, thir."

Today in unactionable pervert fantasies: being loved and held and told I’m ok.

you start to listen to mcr and suddenly those campy skeleton fingerless gloves start speaking to you like the green goblin mask

There's a lot of ppl using multiple pronouns that have their actual preferred ones and then the "I'm too tired to argue with ppl when they call me this" ones

I'm MAYBE projecting a little bc my she/they -> she/her pronoun change marked the start of me becoming a mean trans feminist imo

whenever i’m stressed about doing something my brain will automatically repeat 2-3 Half Life: Full Life Consequences to itself as a means of motivating (?) me and it doesn’t work and actually only serves to piss me off. but it keeps happening