Cephalopod Celabrator

let me be vulnerable as a black person and say, something very intimate about a partner wanting to learn how your hair works and wanting to help take care of it as properly as they can while caring for you *CRIES*

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

a lil midnight comic sharing my vulnerability with my gender...

I talk strongly about my gender but I do struggle with a lot of aspects related to it, even stuff I don't wanna share publicly

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

We hear so much about “de-extincting” dire wolves and wooly mammoths but this one might be actually attainable.

This will not produce a long term sustainable population bc they'll just keep transitioning

Isn't that the point?

8. into biting?

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thanks....

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

i love seeing my friends interests mentioned somewhere. its like woaaah. thats My Friends interest. from My Friend. wow. epic friend reference

cracker being considered a slur on twitch is wild. such a harmless word but I guess some white people are soft and brittle.. reminds me of one of my favorite snack foods

Graham Cracker down

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

gooseworx has been banned but neil gaiman is still up. i would say i'm baffled if i didn't know exactly why this is the case.

Glad to know we finally got an edition of "Famous (alleged) male abusers who still haven't been canceled as much as a woman who hasn't smiled enough" on Tumblr.

My condolences to the sugar baby twinks in DC who just lost their primary income

Additional context is that Lindsey Graham specifically was notorious for hiring male sex workers in secret, and then campaigning against LGBT rights in Congress.