Cephalopod Celabrator

a lil midnight comic sharing my vulnerability with my gender...

I talk strongly about my gender but I do struggle with a lot of aspects related to it, even stuff I don't wanna share publicly

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

We hear so much about “de-extincting” dire wolves and wooly mammoths but this one might be actually attainable.

This will not produce a long term sustainable population bc they'll just keep transitioning

Isn't that the point?

8. into biting?

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thanks....

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

i love seeing my friends interests mentioned somewhere. its like woaaah. thats My Friends interest. from My Friend. wow. epic friend reference

cracker being considered a slur on twitch is wild. such a harmless word but I guess some white people are soft and brittle.. reminds me of one of my favorite snack foods

Graham Cracker down

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

gooseworx has been banned but neil gaiman is still up. i would say i'm baffled if i didn't know exactly why this is the case.

Glad to know we finally got an edition of "Famous (alleged) male abusers who still haven't been canceled as much as a woman who hasn't smiled enough" on Tumblr.

My condolences to the sugar baby twinks in DC who just lost their primary income

Additional context is that Lindsey Graham specifically was notorious for hiring male sex workers in secret, and then campaigning against LGBT rights in Congress.

They don't tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there's also the Longterm Follower who you don't follow back but they're always in your notes and you're kind of watching them. Checking on the longterm follower's bio every so often like turning over a log. She's trans now good for her

Longterm followers I am putting fresh leaves and hrt in your enclosure

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

i didn't know that about poppers and viagra thats really important information

oh yeah no poppers + viagra can cause fatal fluctuations in blood pressure, stay safe girls