Cephalopod Celabrator

@cephalopod-celabrator

Pfp made by @haematicartwork, banner made by @green-geist Haiii :3. she/they/it, adult, trigender and aro, quite nerdy with an interest in mythology, biology, cephalopods, narrative theory, and fantasy books. Also my most popular posts are about discworld and Terry Pratchett so I guess I'm a fan account for that now. Not complaining.

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sahonithereadwolf

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

marlynnofmany

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

doyoulovethewayzeylily

imagine you had a friend who constantly made jokes at the expense of something you loved. they're never funny, but they seem to expect you to laugh even though the punchline is just, "this thing you love sucks ass". it's not even really a joke, there's nothing funny about it, you can tell that they genuinely actually believe it. but they insist it's just a joke!

no matter what the situation is, they're always bringing the social interaction to a screeching halt with these jokes. nobody ever wants to participate in this joke with them. nobody agrees with the premise. nobody ever knows what to say afterwards, it's just an awkward moment and a subject change. but they just keep doing it.

you have to stop with the self-deprecatory "humor", it's not fun for anyone including you.

doyoulovethewayzeylily

#actual advice: switch to self-aggrandizing humor #have the biggest ego in the world even if it's fake #does wonders

as the smartest and most beautiful woman in the world, I can confirm this

trangoldin

muttsys-deactivated20260425

i want to share this picture my mom took when she was young with you all. because its fucking awesome

on the back "super puppy 1985" is written

recklessmoss

super puppy 1985!

esthermika

super plushie!!!!!!

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pixeljade

more than anything i want a world where a trans girl realizing she is a trans girl faces zero fear from that realization and subsequent coming out. Where she can say "Oh sweet, I can just be a girl? Sign me up!", no worrying if shes girl enough, no worrying if society will accept her, no worrying if she'll be an attractive girl as she transitions, no worrying at all in any way shape or form.

tankie-transfeminist

This is transfeminism!

sealsdaily

Today's Seal Is: Respectful Bow

rabbitkinglune777

I think more non binary characters should be fat

rabbitkinglune777

fat and black and brown 👍🏾

rabbitkinglune777

kinda tired of non binary being tied to skinny androgyny that's mostly white. I say that's as a non binary transmasc/boy thing who's fat and black.

being non binary can look like anything and anyone but especially individuals who have different body types outside of thin. they can have body/facial hair too. show up for all enbies.

moringmark

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egberts

getting one of those big drinks on a roadtrip knowing the only place im headed is piss city population me

i think this is the button you meant to use

homunculus-argument

Your 20s are for looking back to your childhood and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, they shouldn't have done that to me."

Your 30s are for looking back to your 20s and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, I shouldn't have done that to myself."

saint-batrick

y'all aren't gonna believe what your 40s are for.

dunmertitty

transgender sex?

vampsprite

transgender sex.

ashubii

This is why I have TikTok

#there's a whole series of videos before this #there's lore

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chaaistheanswer

On duty 🫡

eighthdoctorscocaine

'the moral of project hail mary is that unfortunately eva stratt was right' 'the moral of project hail mary is that friendship will make you braver than you ever believed you could be' WRONG!!! the moral of project hail mary is BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WRITE YOUR THESIS ON

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