Cephalopod Celabrator

"The average starcraft faction leader is doing pretty alright" factoid is actually just a statistical error. Alarak, Highlord of The Tal'darim, who is having a great time killing his boss, flirting with Artanis, and deciding to kill Satan out of pettiness, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

Correction: Dehaka is also having a great time eating people as his new boss takes down the most powerful military in the galaxy.

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

in a hundred years there will still be trans girls kissing. and nothing you say will stop us.

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

the delicate art of cracking someone's egg honestly has a lot of parallels to trying to help a friend who you think might be in an abusive relationship

the egg prime directive is stupid as fuck because yes, you don't just assume based on incomplete information that your friend is in an abusive relationship and then try to force them out of it, but you don't just fucking do nothing either. you have to employ finesse

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

my goal on this blog is to have at least one take that makes me lose followers and mutuals each day

its loveslop. you only like me because youve formed an emotional bond over time.

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

this is what shipping discourse sounds like to me

it will never not piss me off how being unskilled at drawing and slightly too autistic/furry is grounds for your art to be ridiculed by default.

I've seen a lot of technically incompetent painful to watch garbage, but because it didn't look like Nyan Nyan neko sugar girls it was all ridiculed far less than stuff I enjoyed watching way more

one of the largest harassment campaigns fucking ever was started because someone drew a comic that looked kinda cringe. doesn't that piss you off. doesn't that drive you fucking insane. I wish we could all just be normal about beginner art.