Shiver

it’s caramelising absolute onion

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

this is the app we r on it rn babe

it should be illegal for society to make u do things when youre on ur period. also you should be given 500 dollars to buy whatever you want online

the secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need

the second secret to life is that fresh air warm sun and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling

the third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer

we cant keep having more weeks

tumblr is so like. meaningless. just clicking around. reading lil poem fragments. reblogging things just bcuz the vibe is good. seeing the same paintings on the dash 5 times in a day. making my little 2 note posts. love it here.

saw someone accuse me of lying for attention which I RESENT. I lie because it's fun and, crucially, very very easy

me [coming to terms with a truth about myself]: hm..................................................... unfortunate

caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

When websites go “oh actually you have to use our app to view things on mobile now :)” evil. I will simply not do the thing now. Fuck your app.

Not to be confused with when you open a link in the Tumblr app, that then takes you to a Tumblr page and tells you to download the app you’re already using.

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

Don’t do this to me

my brother in christ you made the post