i have stored in my blood the memory of your voice

My parasite says i cant do that anymore sorry

My parasite says i have to go

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

i love how OP is wailing over being set on fire but manages to remember to close the door behind him when he leaves the house.

prisjake would have been real but prismo felt like it would be imposing on jake and ladys relationship so he just didnt say anything. if he could do communication like a normal person they couldve been the best polycule ever

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

> use genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use hand on genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use genitals on hand

You can't use that right now!

> help

man fuck this game

@shit-hdb-would-say

Harry du Bois would say this.

I love how Rocky is incredibly well aware that saying "where my bedroom" doesn't make any sense (he's got a whole plan for making a sleeping area already and knows the Hail Mary doesn't have bedrooms) and therefore literally the only purpose of saying that was to mess with Grace. He's such a little shit I love him so much

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex