idioms are always funnier in languages you do not understand, especially when a native speaker is struggling to explain and actively digesting how ridiculous it is in real time
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Not today Justin
Keni

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One Nice Bug Per Day
Claire Keane
Mike Driver

macklin celebrini has autism

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Jules of Nature
taylor price
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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todays bird
hello vonnie

#extradirty

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idioms are always funnier in languages you do not understand, especially when a native speaker is struggling to explain and actively digesting how ridiculous it is in real time

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bringing this to tumblr because a realer thing has literally never been said
sketching some stretching ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Elder Dragon Vlast for my Gw2 AU. Designed/art by @achromant ! @commander-rox had the idea of Vlast being a Chromatic dragon, to be the opposite side of a coin to Aurene's prismatic magic. I think it was really clever. [SIDENOTE: Achromant I accidentally said desaturated when i meant satured... but it was an easy fix in my art program so dont worry abt it LOL]

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Making the most of some recent good weather 🥰
Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn
you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever
here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you
They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,
Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing
love everyone contributing to the absolute hoard of dice for emily to roll
+ bonus: some delighted emily faces
sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this
sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

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The temptation, when adapting a really iconic detective, is to delve into his personal backstory. That's the devil talking.
A proper detective should be like a force of nature; like an avenging angel conjured into existence in a puff of eccentricities to unravel the crime and right the wrong. Their backstory is irrelevant.
#columbo rose out of venice beach fully formed like aphrodite boiling out of seafoam#flanked by cherubs bearing a trench coat and cigar
This was actually by design
Hercule Poirot is a former police detective from Belgium who arrived in Britain as a refugee from World War One. That’s plenty!
Tintin is a journalist of some description and he has a dog. There we go!
'90s nine inch nails merch for the broken ep
Dmitry Oleyn marine painting 2024 #seapainting #oilpainting #relaxing #dmitryoleyn
Manhandled
Full version on bsky🦋
restless spirits

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love when ocs grab you by the shoulders and tell you something essential to their lore without you getting a say in it
The really unfortunate thing about mental health progress is that sometimes you realize you've made it in the form of "wow, I haven't felt this bad in a fucking while"
On the one hand it's a bit of a pick me up in a dark place to know that this will pass because it has passed before on the other hand sometimes it isn't entirely a pleasant thought to go "wow, I used to feel like this all the time. That was pretty fucking bad. It's pretty bad right now too also."
Someday your current baseline will be the sort of thing you consider A Really Bad Day. It does get better.