Resident Gift from the Aliens

Good Night 2 all My Horse Girls. Gays. Bimbos. Bisexuals. Manic depwessives. Maxxinistas. Drug addicts. Jocks. Stem gals. Piss fetishists & last but not least..... sluts xoxoxo

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

sure would be nice to dance barefoot with my lover to tiny dancer by elton john in my kitchen at 12:30 am while we bake cookies..... haha jk......... unless..?

Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now

This post gets better every time I see it 

STOP, IM ALREADY GAY!

@blackkatmagic This entire thread is a mood!

If nothing happens, THEN IT WORKED.

*makes subtle tweaks to my gender settings*