Minuets Up The Wazoo

no

lick

no

c r o n c h t h e r o s i n

It’s Baaaaaack!!

yeah sex is cool but have you ever played a section of sixteenth notes perfectly

i snorted

I think the only thing that’s right about this is that the problem involves a beethoven symphony and that’s about it

beethoven’s 9th but every time you assasinate one of the musicians it gets slower

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

it’s 2017 and we still don’t have edible rosin. what the frick? the hell am I supposed to do if I get hungry during rehearsal? buy an overpriced snack from a vending machine? support the capitalist agenda? bullshit

CRONCH

as a classical music enthusiast i find it fucking hilarious when youtubers do the tmi tag and answer the question “do you prefer loud or soft music” with “i like bands who do both” as if it’s the edgiest answer ever like yes we’ve been doing that for centuries sometimes we even have multiple different volumes IN THE SAME PIECE!!!!