Rando Bandos

There's no reason for any character to be a cop like was Nancy Drew a cop? Naur she was just nosy as hell and I respect that

Was Scooby and the gang ringing up the police?? No bc Fred and Shaggy were dodging the draft

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.

(alone after sunset on a sunday) Does anyone love me

there should be more tyrannical career options for lesbians

Huge pet peeve in video games is when you can’t hold your breath underwater for very long or it takes a good while to regain your breath above water. Unrealistic. Like my condolences to the devs for your lack of breath support but that just could not be me…

are you a frog or perhaps a turtle

i am a Saxophone player

same thing

weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.

Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)

they should invent a uterine lining that sheds peacefully

hermey the elf was transgender

you can be a different gender than the one you were assigned at birth but may god forgive you if you want to be a dentist

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows