exit pursued by a saxophone

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

girl who's not asexual but harbors a deep-set belief that sex is inherently unethical if she's the one doing it

Free reign to say Jk Rowling is a predator who shared an upskirt picture of a trans woman and said she shouldn't have worn a skirt if she didn't want to be sexually harassed, enjoys the company of open child predators, and thinks Lolita is a tragic romance story. She is a danger to women and children.

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

I didn’t realise this had to be said until I came across a reel of someone in hospital but dear GOD if you’re in London during this heatwave do not swim in the fucking Thames PLEASE do not even touch the Thames I can name like five different ways you will be violently killed just off the top of my head STAY AWAY FROM THE THAMES and for that matter stay away from lakes/rivers in general and stick to safe, supervised areas of water such as swimming pools because the heat isn’t worth the risk of drowning, strong currents, harmful microbes, cardiac arrest with no help in sight etc. etc. PLEASE stay safe in this weather, especially if you’re not used to it!!

Good point, my bad. At no point is the Thames safe to swim in no matter where you are, please do NOT touch it!! It is a cruel and benevolent mistress who will kill you!!

Should probably add a rainbow flag or somethin in my profile pic so you all know I'm down bad for these elves in a cool bisexual way rather than a straight man kinda way

Now this is how you Tumblr

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

.... @musicalshards