Malkovvitch

“tumblr” was a 19 year long psychological experiment conducted by Harvard University. The study is now complete. Thank you for your time

girl you must be a fine piss, the way I need to take you in this bar bathroom

What are your thoughts on musk?

i hope he dies

You're right but don't say it like that

they invented a new low just for me

everything is bad #philoosphy #thinker #knowledge #mytheory

Holy shit THEY STOLE THE CROWN JEWELS

THEY ESCAPED ON A SCOOTER

"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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I think every lesbian who says she wouldn't date a bi woman is functionally on the same wavelength as men who say they would only marry a virgin

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

Uh oh

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The ancient Romans were so so right about “eheu” being their word for “alas”. It sounds like the saddest most pathetic little sob. Eheu….