hiding from main to rpf

this fic is so good i hope i write it

happy pride month to my straight, white therapist who was the one to tell me that maybe i wasnt actually bisexual after all

and when i said "i cant believe a straight white man was the one to make me realize that i was a lesbian", his response was "my grandmother is from chile!!! and im straight-ish????"

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

everyone talks about how they feel bad for the young guys who have to sit next to sid’s disintegrating jock in the locker room. think forward and imagine being a sharks rookie and having to watch your captain breathe into will smith’s mouth in the next stall over because he he needs to “absorb some luck” ahead of the game