things i like

heres to my size 3-8 girls. heres to my slightly squishy ladies who, whenever they have shown the slightest discomfort in their bodies, have been shut down immediately because “i would kill to have a body like yours!!!!!” “shut the fuck up youre so skinny wtf” “youre not gonna get all gross and anorexic are you?”

heres to my girls with skinny arms but a chubby belly. heres to my girls with a double chin but impossible waistline. heres to my girls with thick thighs and a flat butt. heres to my girls with disproportionate bodies. heres to my girls who were never “skinny enough,” or “big enough.” heres to you. youre fucking flawless.

everyone needs to slowwww down and look at a fucking tree

-jrr tolkien

rich people should get robbed at least once a week

why ?

builds character

people need to stop calling celebrities billionaires derisively lmao. only a handful of the richest celebrities are billionaires (oprah, michael jordan, steven spielberg, george lucas, kylie jenner). googling some of the biggest a listers (taylor, katy perry, gaga, brad pitt, kim kardashian), i found most of them had a networth of between 300 and 400 million. ariana grande only has 50 million. and that’s an OBSCENE amount of money, like feel free to call them millionaires derisively. they are too rich. but it’s nothing compared to jeff bezos’s 109.9 billion, bill gates’s 93.3 billion, warren buffet’s 87.2 billion, etc. you’re supposed to see ariana and think she’s the height of wealth. she’s not even close. conflating celebrities with CEOs isn’t helpful - acting like taylor swift and jeff bezos are remotely comparable shrouds just how much money the richest people in the world have. you don’t have to LIKE celebrity culture but use words correctly please.

ever since i wrote this post i haven’t been able to stop thinking about how there’s less of difference between my net worth and taylor swift’s net worth than there is between taylor swift’s net worth and jeff bezos’s net worth. i looked it up and she has seven properties valued at around 81 million dollars. and jeff bezos is exponentially more wealthy than her! i know the internet is FILLED with little ways to conceptualize how much money people like jeff bezos has but like it’s soooo fucking crazy when you think about

Damn this animation is smooth as fuck, good job

Hysterical, fluid animation, wonderful expressions

I'd like to order a whole Netflix series please. One book a season would be nice, thanks.

to everyone who is losing things like concerts and senior proms and commencements and brunches they’d had planned forever and literally anything they’ve been looking forward to i’m sorry. i really am. it sucks and i’m sure there will be people in your life who will tell you to get over it because others have it worse right now and while it may be true that others have it worse that doesn’t make your pain, disappointment, or sadness any less real or valid. keep your head up.

there’s something so indescribably intimate and sweet about fastening a necklace around someone’s next or having someone do that for you. i just like that a lot. it’s cute.

i hate it when men make fun of women for being vain. like you’ve structured society in such a way that we spend our entire lives chasing after the fleeting moments where we really and truly feel good about our appearances and then have the audacity to mock us for trying to “look pretty” like you’re constantly telling us to? shut the fuck up.

“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing

I am American and I have never seen photos like this. I had no idea there are borders like this. Even though I LOVE the idea of open borders, I am staring at these pictures like “wait…people can just…walk across some stones or grass and BE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY??? and nobody stops them?? how does that WORK?!” So you can tell that my country’s propaganda has gotten to me by convincing me that this CAN’T work even though…it…obviously can. These pics just seem unreal to me. I’ve been taught my whole life that this can’t exist. In 27 years no one has ever sat me down and gone, look, here’s how it is elsewhere. It isn’t impossible at all.

I once took a ride on a bike to visit my ex from Germany, I live so close to there

For the Americans: The inner-EU borders are like the borders between states of the USA. (At least I assume those don’t have controls, given the popularity of ‘roadtrips’ in US media.)

hey uh… does this person think librarians own libraries???