“Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? Up on a pedestal or down on your knees, it’s all a male fantasy: that you’re strong enough to take what they dish out, or else too weak to do anything about it. Even pretending you aren’t catering to male fantasies is a male fantasy: pretending you’re unseen, pretending you have a life of your own, that you can wash your feet and comb your hair unconscious of the ever-present watcher peering through the keyhole, peering through the keyhole in your own head, if nowhere else. You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman. You are your own voyeur.”

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut

Happy Anniversary to that night Meryl Streep fucked three guys in a row so she had no idea which one was her kid’s dad. 

Ancient Greek guy: *dreams*