Cunt Reminder✨

i hope someone stalks my blog i put a lot of effort into it

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

Oh youre "nonbinary"? Can i put you in a box please. Can i pleaseeeee put you in a box. We have two boxes and i really wanna put you in one. But dont worry. My boxes are very Woke and Nuanced. So its fine to put you in one. Pleaseeeee. Wow... youre such a bitch... not letting me put into one of two nuanced and essential necessary boxes... you obviously go into the box all those evil bitches end up in

Woah that's crazy I actually know everything though

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

just so my mutuals know, some of the stuff I reblog is for you specifically. good luck figuring out what.

getting laser eye surgery so i can have laser eyes

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

i drank two doctor peppers and let it create a third

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE