Cunt Reminder✨

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

having to stop your conversation with a coworker when a customer walks in has the same vibe as two knights talking ildly on guard duty who have to quickly shut up and resume their positions as the king walks by. at least. i think so

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

It sucks that the only way to begin is by beginning

its not even a monday Its some other bullshit today

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but i dont think thats a plant

Yeah that's a colony of thousands of animals called bryozoans :)

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more