Can you feel the earth moving?

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

*Genuinely absorbed all the information* What?

But does the racoon survive the Uruk-Hai? Does he curl up on Aragorn's head, or does he go straight to Faramir? Does he bite Denethor?

Every time I see this post I’m obligated to reblog and make it your problem too!

i have noticed a very stupid pattern in my life. during actual chaos, i become useful. composed. almost suspiciously mature. but when things are normal and nobody is dying, i become a medieval peasant hearing thunder for the first time.

a lot of people don’t tell you this when you’re starting to remodel your own home but occasionally under the floorboards you’ll find the entrance to an unimaginably sprawling and vast complex of underground lakes connected to each other through intricate networks of tunnels where suburbanite mermaids have set up mermaid strip malls with mermaid verizon, mermaid driving school, the mermaid liquor store, and so on. and many people will think this is a plumbing issue, but it’s actually a zoning problem

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world 

Reblogging again cause I tried this site last night and if you need background noise to focus this is perfect for that, I was locked the fuck in on a task. And it’s also just gorgeous to listen to

Can’t believe my job makes me do my job on the days I am scheduled to work my job what the fuck

Sometimes my little cat will approach me all "what if there was a little cat now" and it's always an excellent idea I love when there's a little cat

any Catholics online ? I got some questions.

Yeah I'm catholic whatsup

how do i reach heaven through violence

Its called a crusade and you need to get the Pope's permission first

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄