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JEZ: Yeah keep believing that man, pretty sure my counts higher than yours

JEZ: We are talking about the same Dani here right? Small, hella diva and likes to throw objects?

CAMERON: You did bang JDM once. Props for that, I guess.

CAMERON: Sounds like you’re kinda into that.

NOEL: You okay there red?

CAMERON: Yeah.

“Ah, yes, accidental fruit throwing–it happens,” she laughed lightly. “Yeah uh, I guess. Thank you,” Perrie nodded. “How have you been? Any major life changes since I’ve been gone?”

‘I guess there’s worse things to accidentally throw at someone. Maybe it’ll inspire them to eat healthy,’ Cameron joked. ‘Nothing major. I was out of a job for a while. Shameless came to an end and we finally aired the last season, but I think being here helped boost my profile a little. I’m already working on some new projects. It’s not as exacting as having babies or finding romance like some other contestants, but sadly, it’s the only update I’ve got. What about you?’

JEZ: Why the fuck did I tell you, well anyway

JEZ: The fuck do I do?

CAMERON: Because I’ve got so much more game than you and you clearly need my help. It’s okay, brother. I got you.

NOEL: Didn't say it was

NOEL: Just observing

CAMERON: Alright..

CAMERON: [ TYPING.. ]

CAMERON: [ DELETED ] I read the letter.

“I’m gonna tell Steve that you are doubting his workout powers.” The male laughed, giving his brother playful punch right back. “Whatever happened to respecting your elders, sometimes it feels like I need to get Fiona just for you to listen to me.” Jez teased, placing their food in the microwave. 

‘I’m not doubting Steve’s skills. I’m doubting your ability to keep up. What are you managing now? Three push-ups, four? Y’know abs for effort isn’t a real thing, right?’ Cameron reached out and lightly shoved Jeremy’s head before laughing. It’s not true. He and Jez had trained together enough times to know they both gave as good as they got, but what kinda friend would he be if he didn’t taunt from time to time? Especially when they were more brothers than pals after all these years. ‘Emmy, I respect. You on the other hand, you’ve not managed to earn that yet.’

What do you think?

Trying really hard not to think right now. 

“That’s kind but I am simply a blank canvas she is the artist who picked up the brush and drew.”

‘I don’t know if that’s true. She’s definitely becoming that kinda iconic character I couldn’t imagine anyone else playing. I’m sure there’s a lot of people who would agree.’

“Something about a wild bear loose in the house or something. I dunno - it’s a little blurry.” 

‘A wild bear, huh? Sounds believable.’ 

“I’m bein’ straight with you, kid. Your resume looks a lot better than mine does, which means you’ve got talent. Trust me, there is no Sebastian Stan level. I’m fakin’ it till I make it.”

‘A part of me wants to keep arguing, but I know better than to pick a fight with Bucky Barnes. Not even The Joker could win that battle. I guess we’ll just agree to disagree  and I’ll take great pleasure in accepting such a huge compliment from a Hollywood legend. —— What made you join Big Brother? Looking to add that to your resume too?’

Perrie carefully shut the door behind her, holding her hands up in mock surrender when she saw the other glance up. “Please don’t throw rotten fruit at me.”

‘I don’t throw fruit. Or at least, not on purpose. I might’ve accidentally flung a wild tomato at Gage earlier, but it wasn’t on purpose, I swear,’ Cameron spoke, offering the blonde a smile. He hadn’t spoken to Perrie a great deal when she was last here, but they’d at least interacted and what he didn’t get to know in person, he learnt from Danielle. ‘Welcome back, I guess. If anyone can really be welcomed back to this kinda mad house.’ 

KAT: There's so many revamped shows coming out this year and next that it has me wondering if that's how TV's going to be from here on out, just constant remakes.

KAT: Although I'd love to see a modern version of Buffy but like... HBO's version. Give me that grit.

CAMERON: I’m not sure the character of Xander Harris would survive 2021.

— & It’s such a quick motion that Gage almost finds herself getting hit directly in the face, hands collecting the object near her face with a grunt. “What—” A pause as brows knit slightly. “What is this supposed to be?”

‘ — Oh, shit.’ Cameron was torn between apologising and laughing as the tomato he’d been chopping slipped outta his grasp, shooting in Gage’s direction. While it was kinda funny now, it might not have been if she didn’t have such fast reflexes. ‘It’s supposed to be part of my salad, but I’m starting to think the veg around here are fighting back. Kinda like Chicken Run without the chickens.’ He reached out and took the tomato back, still popping it in his mouth. ‘Hi, stranger. Where the fuck have you been hiding?’

“We always are happy together it’s true, two years now, which has gone by so fucking fast.”

‘True love must exist after all. — Two years? And you’ve been here the whole time?’

JEZ: And yet now you do

JEZ: Fuck off I don't

CAMERON: You do!

CAMERON: You LIKE her.

“Well I do know about that one, they are pretty damn helpful.”

‘Always good to know they’re appreciated.’

NOEL: Guess I just never expected to see you in my clothes again

CAMERON: [ TYPING.. ]