WILD CHILD

— & It’s such a quick motion that Gage almost finds herself getting hit directly in the face, hands collecting the object near her face with a grunt. “What—” A pause as brows knit slightly. “What is this supposed to be?”

“I have no idea.” Rob glanced from his drink to what the woman was holding. “It’s not mine.”

KAT: There's so many revamped shows coming out this year and next that it has me wondering if that's how TV's going to be from here on out, just constant remakes.

KAT: Although I'd love to see a modern version of Buffy but like... HBO's version. Give me that grit.

I hear some asshole called Norman Reedus just earned himself a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Not sure how the fuck I made that happen.

Why do they have to go put stars in the ground, the better version of the lyrics

“Y’know, I’ve only been here for a couple of weeks but I think I’m getting the hang of this place. Question though, what exactly do you all do for fun around here? I’m itching to get my feet moving.” The male asked after swallowing some of his food.

“Oh darling there are so many things to do around here, always something or someone to keep you entertained.”

‘More like both.’

“Might just have to, oh well worth it and I lived a good life.”

You just couldn’t let me have my moment, huh? — Had to go and ruin it with a burning ant theory. What did I do to deserve?

I have no idea why I did because I’m actually kind of scared of you, doctor Yang is a boss ass bitch.

Perrie carefully shut the door behind her, holding her hands up in mock surrender when she saw the other glance up. “Please don’t throw rotten fruit at me.”

“Is that a British thing to do?” The man asked with a chuckle.

Is it weird that I get a little giddy over the eviction announcements? —— Hear me out before we all start throwing rotten fruit! I’m always so freaking sad to see people go. It’s a real downer. But I can’t be the only asshole who gets a kick outta not seeing their name on the list, right? Like, damn, general public. You kept me in over Luke Evans? I’ve heard that dude sing in the shower. I got nothin’ on him, yet here I am. It does wonders for the almost-50 ego within. — Sorry, guys. Aunt Sandra loves ya, she does. She’s just getting old. She’s gotta get her kicks wherever she can find them. I give you all full permission to laugh and dance when I do indeed get the boot. It’s happened once, it’ll happen again. 

Maybe the general public are voting them out and are voting to keep us in. Because we are the ants and they want to burn us under magnifying glasses. Maybe I’m projecting here, but alsp could be true,

I’ve just found out there’s a spa that has a specific Harry Styles themed package. They play my songs while completing treatments and apparently their picnic hamper doesn’t include olives, or beetroot, ‘cause ‘M not a fan. —— But here’s where it gets weird. Apparently they also have a candle that smells like me. I’m not sure how I feel about this part. How did they do their research? Has someone in the house been sniffing me and reporting back? Has someone outside the house been sniffing me without me noticing? Do I even have a particular scent? —— There’s a lot of questions running through my head right now. Send help.

What they need is posters of you all over the walls, dressing gowns with your face and towels to! Who do I suggest this to, and also make this a day trip?! 

‘Wait. —— You did what?’

“Yes a called Cody a cutie cause he’s adorable about Tom, think I need to start sleeping with one eye open.”