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I have returned like a Phoenix out of the ashes.

Originally posted by andy-clutterbuck

Thank god. There’s been an Andrew-shaped hole in a lot of people’s lives including mine. Welcome back, mister.

“So… what have I missed?”

Originally posted by softmaevewiley

‘Me, I hope, ‘cause the feeling is mutual.’

Just when you think things can’t get any better, someone else makes a plan to arrive later this year. Lets hope they get their moms ears 

What? ——— Are you and Emma.. —— ?

“You don’t expect it to stain as much as it does, because it’s used so much. and yet you painted for days, To be honest I kind of forgot until I saw the look of horror on the cashiers face. Have a feeling the woman probably thought there was a zombie apocalypse was happening. It was after the Ferris wheel fight to, so it was bad.”

‘That’s true. I had to have seven showers in a row once and I still left my trailer a little stained. I think it’s the food colouring. — Oh, shit That was a lot of blood. Good scene though. I miss The Punisher.’

“Seems like it was, or maybe she just knew I’d do silly things to impress her.” Taylor laughed a little. “It’s okay.” He shrugged, “Me and her will always be friends, and that is important to both of us.” 

‘Sure, that makes sense. I’m still friends with some of my exes too. —— Although, none that I’ve been engaged too. I gotta be honest, if Ian rocked up here tomorrow? I’m not convinced I’ve got it in me to be as civilised and mature as you are with Stef,’ Nina admitted with a laugh. ‘It’s good though. That you guys can keep some kinda bond. You always looked pretty close when I saw you together.’

“Sandra gets many butt squeezes why do you think she smiles so much?” 

‘That does explain a lot.’

“I had to see if it works on other people though, it was for science.”

‘So, who did it work on? I deserve the deets.’

“I still have the x-ray picture and everything! Yes I broke my finger during one of our sex scenes. Can’t believe you still don’t believe me.”

‘Wow. Well. —— At least it wasn’t during the real deal. That would’ve been a whole new world of embarrassing. I mean, I’ve been called a maneater before, but a man-breaker? That’s new.’ 

“Might just have to, oh well worth it and I lived a good life.”

‘I’ll remember that when I’m at your funeral.’

“It was very upsetting to realise they were burnt, thankfully I had some pringles so it all worked out in the end.”

‘What flavour Pringles though? I can’t agree if they’re better than fries until I know.’

“The usual don’t bang the same people, always stick up for them, and always be stocked up on peanut butter.”

‘I understand the first two, but why peanut butter?’

“It was before I was Spiderman but knowing that happened as Spiderman, it’s rather embarrassing.”

‘That’s true. You might not wanna tell it on public television again. —— Kidding! Don’t sweat. We’ve all had our clumsy moments. I once gave myself concussion while filming the Vampire Diaries. I was screwing about in the stunt harness and it broke. That’ll teach me for eating three churros instead of one for breakfast.’

“I think I need a watchful eye at all times, and maybe stop cooking for a while.”

‘It sounds like it might be safer. I can always help with the food side of things. I’ve got some great family recipes.’

“What can I say I’m unpredictable”

‘That’s one of the things we love most about Cara Delevingne.’ 

“Speechless is better than some of the things the fans say.. So I’m good with that reaction. God sometimes it just rinsed it under water and then slept in a long sleeve. I had to go back and do it all again the next day.”

‘I can imagine. Fans can be pretty freaking graphic at the best of times, but throwing lube into the mix? That’s a dangerous combination. —— I mean. I’ve heard it can be great for skin. You must’ve had some smooth arms after.’

“There is always next time, she said thanks cause she was feeling self conscious that day.”

‘I’ll stay hopeful. Did Sandra ever get the butt squeeze she’s owed?’