a fighter

Ah so you want to see me get into some trouble? I see how it is. Is it really that boring around here you’ve got to trick people into breaking the rules? Is an Instagram block that much of a punishment? I’m with you on this one, I have no idea of social media works. I’m not very in touch with the youth these days. Only as young as you believe you are, I bet you have the spirit of a twenty year old, no need to celebrate its death.

It’s true. Queen Chaos, that’s what they call me. — Kidding. I wish I had a nickname that impressive. I don’t know. I mean, for me? Not so much. I’m barely on Instagram. I make about three posts a year and that’s your lot, but I’ve heard other people really rely on those likes. Oh, I don’t think I’ve ever had the spirit of a twenty year old. Not even when I was twenty. I’ve always been an old soul. I’ve just got the body to match now. 

Jodie Comer was here? Damn I missed out that woman is a walking talking talent. I call bullshit, not on the season’s but on the wrinkles.

She was! And believe me, she’s an even bigger dream in real life than she is on the screen. Far more impressive than me and my debateable wrinkles. 

I’m still waiting for my ass to get kicked out, thank fuck Gallavich was so popular or I’d be fucked. Sad that Luke went, gonna miss that guy. You better not go, life ain’t been the same without you.

It definitely helps when our fictional characters have a big fanbase. Obviously Gaston couldn’t quite get the followers. He did kinda shoot our favourite beast. — Aw, Noel. Mine was definitely a little darker without you and your colourful vocabulary in it too. 

Sandy, sandy, sandy never change, although we know they were mad as a box of frogs for ever having you go.  I will cut anyone who tries and you know my skills with a scalpel, me and you are never getting separated again

I don’t know. If it was a choice between my ass or Ellen Pompeo’s, I’d probably vote me off too. I’m up against some tough competition now. 

I’ve been here nearly four years and I’m still looking for my name each time if I’m honest. But yes when I don’t see my name I get a little boost just knowing the public aren’t bored of me yet. Because some of the people who get booted out, are like holy shit people. That mans shower songs were always a great start to hear in the day. No dance parties from me if you leave all of the give me a little bit of heartache, 

Maybe it’s a conspiracy. Maybe they aren’t voted at all, but they actually want to escape their contract, so they pay people to vote them off. That’s the only understandable reason I can think Jodie Comer ever got the boot. — You’re right though. The ego boost is quite something. Who knew being on reality television could give such validation?’

“Just a  little shitty the other month, but it’s okay now.” 

‘Should I be concerned?’

The public are fucking ruthless, feel like you are constantly watching your ass to see if you can keep them on your side. We all gotta find a way to enjoy ourselves, I myself like a beer but if your things watching people get kicked out. Each to their own. 

Tell me about it. I’m so glad I’m not a big user of social media, ‘cause something tells me I could get lost in a sea of liveblog tweets from people actually watching us. It would be a dark hole to fall down. — You make me sound so ruthless when it’s worded like that!

There was me ready to get the rotten fruit, I’m joking don’t worry. Can’t believe they kicked out Luke freaking Evans though, The man is a legend, how do any of us stand a chance?

If I was going to have rotten fruit pelted at me by anyone, then I’d happily accept it from Lieutenant Severide. I’m sure he has good reason. 

This is the second time I’m hearing about rotten fruit. Are we supposed to throw it? Or do you all just have bad experiences with it? Either way.. an answers an answer. I missed Luke Evans? Well damn. No way on God’s earth are you almost fifty. You don’t look even close.

Part of me wants to say yes, just to see who you’d throw it at. — But no. We’re not supposed to throw it. For some reason, my brain always automatically goes to Victorian-period punishments rather than something more modern like an Instagram block, or a cancelled hashtag. Yeah, he was here for a hot min. Voice of an angel. I am! One month to go. I’m thinking of throwing a funeral rather than a party. A little ‘RIP to my youth’ get together. What’cha think?

There’s me thinking that the public are nice, and then they get rid of Luke Evans, Damn none of us are safe. But I refuse to believe you are almost fifty, all I see is very competitive first year doctor Yang 

The public can be fucking brutal. I’ve still never forgiven them for voting my Jodie off. — Oh, sweetie. You’re sweet, but there’s been 16 more seasons since then. Probably about sixteen-hundred more wrinkles too. 

Maybe the general public are voting them out and are voting to keep us in. Because we are the ants and they want to burn us under magnifying glasses. Maybe I’m projecting here, but alsp could be true,

You just couldn’t let me have my moment, huh? — Had to go and ruin it with a burning ant theory. What did I do to deserve?

Jason loved being up high, being able to see the sights the place  offered. He had a feeling it came from his constant climbing as a kid. That and his adoration of seeing places, “Now thinking about it I agree, feel we need to not follow star wars, and put some damn railing’s up. Otherwise, this seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen.” He laughed loudly. “Of course.” He passed over the joint, sharing was caring after all 

‘More like a funeral waiting to happen. — Or a murder. I’ve watched Big Brother highlights online, I’ve seen how people rumble around here. We could go from reality television to true crime real freaking quick if those bickers came up here.’ Maybe that was just Sandra’s imagination though. It had always been a little on the wild side, just to keep things interesting. Reaching over, she took the joint with a grateful smile. She’d quit smoking cigarettes a while ago now, but hitting something stronger had worked wonders during her worst symptoms and now it was great for dulling the mind from unwanted thoughts. ‘First thing tomorrow, I’m investing in barriers. You can help me put them up.’

“Try keep it that way I’ve only just refound you. I’m good, wasn’t good, but now back to okay.”

‘I’m planning to. What happened?’

“Kids do age you, worth it though. She turned eight this month and my twins are four which is crazy. Here I am swearing by just soap and water to wash my face. Maybe I should start moisturizing. A dad and also have parents who instilled sharing is caring. Pretty sure if I didn’t my parents would have my hide, so would Jeff. I’ll hold you to that.” Jensen said with a wink 

‘A lot of people tell me that, but I think you’re all underestimating the beauty of being the cool, wine aunt. I experience the magic of children, without any tantrums. Mostly ‘cause I cram up full of sugar and send the rugrats back to their parents. — Eight and four, huh? Sounds magical. Does the big one look out for the little ones? You should. Although, you’ve got great skin, so maybe the soap and water thing is working. Aw, Papa Jeff. I wouldn’t wanna disappoint him either.’

“Daises! I would love some daises. I just far to excited about flowers for a fifty one year old woman.”

‘Please. We should always get excited over flowers, especially when they’re in the form of crowns.’

“…if it was a fight it doesn’t mean it had to have been someone from the house, you know… Don’t have to get… wine-aunt stern or..whatever that means.” 

‘I’m not sure myself. I just think it sounds cool. So, what happened, mister?’