Hooch Pooch

theyre calling it imagination. one hit of this shit and you'll never play toys the same again

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

surpassing their parents irresponsibility to become bilingual is an amazing power move

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

Hired a moving company and they sent four strong, strapping, beautiful lads to my house to disassemble my furniture and move all my things. I loved them. I got them pizza. They told me moving company gossip. I missed them one minute after they left. My moving lads. Come back to me. You're so strong and so well trained in safe lifting

I miss my moving men they took such good care of me and they were so handsome and beautiful and strong and efficient and they wrapped all my furniture up in plastic and they loved that I got pizza for them and they knew how to safely drive the big big truck. Come back to me moving men

Moving men please come move me in your big strong arms in a way that complies with local safety regulations and the company's values

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

i want people to do less for more money and im NOT kidding

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2