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There were some young kids playing at the park today. One of them said “Liar liar pants on fire!” The other one replied “I don’t even care about that. I don’t even believe in that.”

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

the lion concerns himself with everything

i hate when people are like "dont waste your energy being a hater" because its really no trouble at all, if anything i gain energy.

Does anyone know if this is sempiternal?

"when I was younger" bro everything you've ever done happened when you were younger dipshit

I have no memory of writing this. Sorry this one came across as so needlessly aggressive. Keep in mind I was younger when I made this post.

i say idgaf and then im still dreaming about my childhood best friend

if i was one of a pokemon card id be one of the dipshit ones that have 30 hp one move that just lets you draw cards. but id be a cute pokemon

JERRY SPRINGER STARTED IN CHCICAGO AND IS BURIED IN SKOKIE?

JERRY SPRINGER DIED??????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else

she easy on my peasy till i lemon squeezy