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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

Give Donkey Kong.

anyone wanna be my vile little minion?

it’s that bad out there huh

Why there grand shaman in Blurg swamp. Blurg not want curses!

Blurg try hitting evil grand shaman with club?

Blurg scared! Crag, you shaman, you know scary shaman!?

Crag barely count for shaman

me: So then we take the liquified wood pulp, and dry it again, into these thin sheets. caveman: [confused, but trying to keep up] uh huh. me: And we take the graphite stick - it doesn't need to be wrapped in wood like this, but we like making them this way so you don't get graphite on your hands. And that's what we draw with. caveman: [eyes lighting up] Oohhh so you use the wood pulp sheets to paint on them, like hides? me: Exactly! And now, you could use this method to draw anything you can visualise with your mind's eye, but for the sake of this demonstration, let's draw a vision of a woman with features of an animal whose powers and traits she represents, and a figure that is stylised and exaggerated beyond what nature really allows. caveman: As wide as she is tall, with tits to match? me: Exactly. caveman: This is the only sensible use of this technology.

Creature always saying this.

in 2022 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries, etc

I didn’t even look at the name I was just like damn I hope so too thanks

it’s 2025 now i hope youve accumulated many seeds, nuts, and berries

i may have eated them all

in 2026, may you begin to once again find seeds, nuts and berries

Blurg sure finding seeds, nuts and berries when spring come

Gonna steal Blurg seeds nuts and berries

Crag go hunting for fish. Catch them with Crag's bare hands Crag so good at hunting them

YEEEOWCCH

PIRANHAS

Blurg just go for big fish and wrestle it to shore. Why you go for small?

Crag not strong enough for big fish lol

Creature see bug eat another bug today. Much to consider.

Bug eat other bug, subject of deep philisophical ponderance. But Crag eat other caveman and people LOSE they MINDS

This because Crag freak

no,,, crag not too wrong here,,,

No crag wrong and stupid

Watching big cat fight big horned animal

Crag bet 20 shells on horned animal

Come here and see for yourself Crag

Blurg not know what ventilation is, but cave have only small amount of mud in it, and Blurg see just fine. No bears but have cool collection of weird skulls. This mean Blurg cave problematic or not?

Blurg cave problematic because it suck

Crearure just say that because crearure like cave that wet and cold

NO🫵 Crearue in wet and WARM cave

Watching big cat fight big horned animal

Gored

Blurg not know what ventilation is, but cave have only small amount of mud in it, and Blurg see just fine. No bears but have cool collection of weird skulls. This mean Blurg cave problematic or not?

Blurg cave problematic because it suck

Fred Flintstone would put them in the fucking GROUND

Blurg put them in soup

Bunny go in soup

Creature see bug eat another bug today. Much to consider.

Bug eat other bug, subject of deep philisophical ponderance. But Crag eat other caveman and people LOSE they MINDS

This because Crag freak

Creature sooo sleepy.... creature going to take nap

Guh