Lost days

going forward i will only consume problematic media

and well, let's jusr say,, uncritically too

the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

under communism the only tv show that will be allowed to air is how it's made

The people in front of you at the post office are always the most insane creatures you didn’t know god could make whose one goal is to waste away the day. The people behind you at the post office are desperately trying to feel the warmth of human touch via your back

some of you are so scared of saying stupid shit on the internet you end up saying even stupider shit

I want to see the fall of LinkedIn during my lifetime

passenger princess diana

Cyclists are perverts of a high degree

Head to toe in skin tight polyester, mitochondria destroyed due to eating nut butter, sperm count in the negative, prostate completely decimated from sitting on the tiny ass seats. And they’re constantly swerving into busy streets at 180mph trying to get crushed by cars as if that’s more socially acceptable than publicly jerking off. SHAME ON THEM

bombing children is bad

just got my check in the mail from hamas 💸

There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people

i love that lidl does greek week, spanish week, german week, chinese week, american week etc. and emily in paris week

don’t cry. 200 phoenician-punic artefacts etc. from tharros are going back to sardinia from brighton & hove museum

It's fun reading writers who clearly grew up in suburban/urban environments as someone who grew up on a farm because they're always like "oh it was so creepy, woods at night, eerily breathtaking, something was living in there..." and it's like yeah that'll be the deer.