do most people actually have a thing in their brain that tells them to drink water before their mouth goes dry and they have a headache. is that real. i have been told that headache is not supposed to be the primary sign of being thirsty but that sounds fake to me.

Instagram and tiktok are fucked because if you have generational wealth and a weird pair of sunglasses in NYC you can easily get 200-300 thousand followers for posting the same video over and over

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

sure i exist but at what cost

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

Need to develop a hunger for things that are actually good for me idk man

don’t forget that it’s your life. it’s not school’s life, it’s not work’s life, it’s not your family or your partner’s life—it’s perpetually your life, for better or worse. what do you want from this life? forget happy, what motivates you to live? why are you here?

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

the humble woolly mammoth

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

they should invent a sandwich in which all the ingredients stay where you put them and not slide out

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