Starstruck

“Rans, take your hat off. I don’t want to get jabbed in the eye.” 

“How’s this?”

both dex and nursey are 6'2"

chowder is second-generation chinese

bitty watches my drunk kitchen (wants to bake with her)

ransom has a very big family–everyone is an auntie

nursey once danced on the table at a kegster

jack was a chubby preteen

and a head-touched babby

ollie and wicks are in bitty’s year

holster has thrown rans’s salmon shorts out the window several times

nursey’s chirps are virtually indistinguishable from flirting

chowder is very superstitious (will wash hands after touching a puck)

dex seems very interested in kent parson??

asks jack abt him a lot??

nursey and shitty went to andover together

lardo can’t skate

samwell’s lgbt population is “1 in 4, maybe more”

so considering there are 23 guys on the smh team

probably at least 6 are not straight

jack likes breaking bad

bitty played junior peewee football coached by his dad

shitty’s parents are divorced

jack once missed a step on the porch when he saw bitty in shorts

dex is from maine

rans and holtzy once got drunk and made out

Let me just be straight up and say that this is the tightest shit my ears have ever had the pleasure to experience.

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