Sassy, Passive Aggressive Pie

bro have yall read the mechanics of poetry?

@hmslusitania

y’all remember when we thought nursey and dex were getting the attic

do you think the drunk Canadian scientists ever got even drunker and explored each other's bodies?

hey guys how are we feeling

guys if we have nurseydex canon in 2026 you will never be able to shut me up. we’ll be so back. it’s never been so back

Adam "Holster" Birkholtz would be extraordinarily unwell about Ted Lasso you can't change my mind

I’m talking like updated his glasses to match Trent Crimm’s. Ugly cried over Roy and Keeley’s break up. Keeps spinning out the Roy/Keeley/Jamie poly situation conspiracy theories to anyone who will listen. He once said to Ransom “we’re just like Ted and Beard with how we finish each others’ thoughts and know each other so well!” and Ransom had to be like “Adam we’ve been married for three years what the fuck are you talking about.”

Adam "Holster" Birkholtz would be extraordinarily unwell about Ted Lasso you can't change my mind

may year 5 bring a huddle 4 amen