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jackyoufool

bro have yall read the mechanics of poetry?

eglantinewynne-baugh

@hmslusitania

#always absolutely wild to know people still read it!

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Nursey, that’s not an appropriate way to tell Dex you want to knock him up

#nurseydex

zimmerdouche

y’all remember when we thought nursey and dex were getting the attic

#and then it was canonically married Ollie and wicks with the steel chair

fifty-shadesofgay

do you think the drunk Canadian scientists ever got even drunker and explored each other's bodies?

#without question prevarication or hesitation #they 100% did

omgericzimmermann

I don’t remember if we collectively as a fandom made up Tango being from Jersey or not

#the ghost ship scribbles #you’re not that easy to forget #nurseydex #omgcp

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I don’t remember if we collectively as a fandom made up Tango being from Jersey or not

#omgcp #omgcp fic #check please #check please fic #the ghost ship scribbles

halfabreath

It is 2025 CE and Holster is currently crying about:

physical asia (he is saving to go to Mongolia)

Wicked part 1 (“it’s fucking art, Jack, you could never understand” “i said I liked it” “NOT ENOUGH”)

Wicked part 2 (who the hell has ever wanted to just see act 2 of wicked?? the critics had the EXACT same critiques when it opened - Justin are you listening to me)

heated rivalry (he’s currently re-recording the audiobook as a side project, he had notes on the accents in his initial listen)

Jack’s upcoming playoff run (but no one can know)

67 (the kids are all right)

Being in his 30’s

The tiny box he found in Ransom’s sock drawer that’s identical to the tiny box hidden in his desk drawer

#real #also yeah mood about the audiobook narrator

omgpoindexter

i’m listening……..

coachzimms

hey guys how are we feeling

#👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

omgpoindexter

guys if we have nurseydex canon in 2026 you will never be able to shut me up. we’ll be so back. it’s never been so back

#like I will Never shut up

omgericzimmermann

Adam "Holster" Birkholtz would be extraordinarily unwell about Ted Lasso you can't change my mind

omgericzimmermann

I’m talking like updated his glasses to match Trent Crimm’s. Ugly cried over Roy and Keeley’s break up. Keeps spinning out the Roy/Keeley/Jamie poly situation conspiracy theories to anyone who will listen. He once said to Ransom “we’re just like Ted and Beard with how we finish each others’ thoughts and know each other so well!” and Ransom had to be like “Adam we’ve been married for three years what the fuck are you talking about.”

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Adam "Holster" Birkholtz would be extraordinarily unwell about Ted Lasso you can't change my mind

gutsybitsies

I think Jack Zimmermann would hate Ilya Rozanov, but Bitty would adopt him so fast.

He's feeding him, he's sending him care packages, he's sending him recipes for Shane that he's using on Jack. The two of them are discussing how to get their husband/fiance to dress nicely and chill

Zimbits will be going to a private resort and Jack will see Ilya there bitching with Bitty about the latest hockey gossip. And Shane's just there at the side, watching a hockey game on his phone, selfishly ignoring the fact his fiance is hogging Jack's husband.

And when, finally, Shane feels like leaving and taking Ilya with him, Ilya convinces Bitty to book a make your own pasta session that night instead of their planned "activities". And Jack has to live with the fact that Hollanov are definitely fucking like bunnies right now while he and Bitty listen to the longest lecture cooking pasta and Italian history.

#look. look. Jack and Shane would be standing next to each other unspeaking yet vining #bitty and Ilya can’t not talk and Bitty’s got some incidental Russian from Soviet morning calisthenics and then Tater #and so its the blonds chattering (adhd somewhere in thee probably. not to pathologise but like)#and their partners off to the side slowly discovering they have the same form of Crosby-esque hockey autism #I’m sorry op its 330 in the morning where I am and I shouldn’t be awake so

Adam "Holster" Birkholtz would be extraordinarily unwell about Ted Lasso you can't change my mind

#omgcp #holster #wait did I ever categorise tag shit on this blog when I was using it regularly #whatever he would

zimmerdouche

may year 5 bring a huddle 4 amen

#oh impeccable point

hmslusitania

“It’s gonna be a normal length fic. Quick even,” I said, predictably lying to both myself and my loved ones

hmslusitania

We're up to 14.5k and only like 1k of that is me being geeky about historical figures <3

#I am writing. omgcp fic #in 2025 #and I started that BEFORE Ngozi was like 'hey y'all I'm coming back'#wild situations #trying to get this shit in before we get canon nurseydex lol don't mind my clown shoes

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zim-tits

Omgcp Anniversary Week - one of my favorite moments from the Twitter 😂

#iconic tbh

Huh completely forgot about that time I wrote a shit post ficlet about Ollie and Wicks being secretly married literally days before we got an extra confirming that they were together

#omgcp

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