So I have this idea and I’m gonna write it one day and it’s basically just
Tony, having flashbacks of his father being mean to him: I break everything I touch
Peter, being alarmed by that, pressing Tony onto a chair, opening a PowerPoint: OKAY LISTEN-
Tony: No, there’s nothing to-
Peter, already starting the PP: NO THAT’S WHERE YOU ZIP IT, THE ONLY ONE WITH COMMON SENSE IS TALKING
Peter, presenting the PP with a trillion reasons why Tony is the most amazing person on this planet: And this is why Howard is a horrible liar.
Tony: *tears up*













