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im laughing i went to type heck yes and i typed “heck yeck”
heck yeck
enough girlbossing . girlemployees . attack
a funny experience is when you’re stumbling on discourse for a fandom you know but aren’t involved in, so you follow along nodding like you’re watching a live tv court case, going from “oh good one” to “nice counterpoint” and sometimes “if had read a single page of Naruto in ten years, I would block you right now”. and then you close the page and you’re like jolly good time comrades
OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:
Hampster Dance (1998) Rejected (2000) All Your Base (2001) Tidus Laughing (2001) The End of the World (2003) Badger Badger Badger (2003) Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003) GI Joe PSAs (2003) Llama Song (2004) Banana Phone (2004) Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004) Charlie the Unicorn (2005) Cillit Bang (2006) Caramelldansen (2006) Metal Gear Awesome (2006) Leekspin (2006) Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006) The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007) Powerthirst (2007) Paffendorf (2007) Splash Attack (2007) Caipirinha Dance (2007) I Take a Potato Chip… (2007) Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007) Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008) Danjo (2008) Giga Pudding (2008) The Ultimate Showdown (2008) Balsamic Vinegar (2008) Sakura-Con Commercial (2009) Shamwow (2009) Slapchop (2009) OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009) Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010) HEYYEYAA (2010) Galo Sengan (2011)
There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.
Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer
I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old
Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.
GI JOEEEEEE
and don’t forget these classics
They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006) Numa Numa (2006) The Gummy Bear Song (2007) The Duck Song (2009) White & Nerdy (2009) Trololo (2010) Nyan Cat (2011)
Anyone remember Mr. T Vs Unicron (2003)?
can’t believe there’s no mention of the most iconic of them all: WTF Bomb, ima firin my lazar, and Ninja Info Cards
How could this list not include the greatest 2007 meme of all time, the dramatic reading of a break up letter???: https://youtu.be/MBHOL1PcPR8
What about -
Chocolate Rain (2007)
Fork in the Garbage Disposal (2007)
I Can Break These Cuffs (2008)
Do You Like Waffles? (2008)
Fukkireta (2010)
Spitting While Kissing (2011)
Navy Seal Copypasta (2012)
Here’s some more
My Roflcopter Goes Soisoisoisoi (2004)
Kitty Cat Dance (2004)
Fast Food Rockers (2006)
Shoes - Kelly (2006)
Geddan (2007)
Neurotically Yours (Foamy the Squirrel) (N/A)
Tunak Tunak Tun (N/A)
Someone add lllams with hats. I can’t believe potter puppet pals is 10 years old now
The ancient times
Llamas with Hats
May I suggest:
Leeroy Jenkins (2005)
It’s Over 9000! (2006)
This Is Sparta (2006)
Double Rainbow (2010)
ASDFMovie2 (2010)
Nope! Chuck Testa (2012)
Dancing Baby (1996)
I can’t believe The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny isn’t on here (basically pretty much every major pop culture character in a huge battle royale to the death).

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strawberry milk don’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink
girl it’s milk
HEY YOU YEAH YOU
DO YOU LIKE FAKE MARRIAGE STORIES?
DO YOU LIKE SPIES??
DO YOU LIKE SMOL CHILDREN WITH PSYCHIC POWERS???
THEN SIT THE FUCK DOWN CAUSE I HAVE A NEW MANGA FOR YOU
MEET SPY X FAMILY
THE MAN IS AGENT TWILIGHT, A SPY WHO HAS DISCARDED EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS PAST IN OrDER TO WORK FOR THE COUNTRY OF WESTALIS IN OPPOSITION TO THE COUNTRY OF OSTANIA
KINDA COLD WAR-ISH
HE KICKS ASS, HAS ALL THE GADGETS AND CAN CREATE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE-LIKE FACE-CHANGING MASKS
HE’S THE KINDA GUY YOU REALLY DON’T WANNA FUCK AROUND WITH
FOR HIS NEXT JOB HE’S GOTTA TAKE OUT A POLITICIAN WHO ONLY COMES OUT IN PUBLIC FOR HIS SON’S ELITE SCHOOL REUNIONS
AND TO INFILTRATE THAT AGENT TWILIGHT IS GONNA NEED
*DRUM THE FUCKING ROLLS*
TO ADOPT A KID!
THIS IS ANYA
SHE SMOL
SHE CUTE
SHE A RUNAWAY CHILD FROM AN UNDERGROUND EXPERIMENT THAT GAVE HER THE POWER TO READ PEOPLE’S THOUGHTS
SHE MAY HAVE HORNS, ANTENNAE OR JUST A BOW, I’M NOT SURE
SHE LEARNS TWILIGHT IS A SPY AND TRICKS HIM INTO ADOPTING HER AND THUS BEGINS THE FAKE!PARENT AND CHILD SHENANIGANS WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF CUTE BONDING
CAN YOU FEEL THE DIABETES YET
BUT THE SCHOOL ALSO REQUIRES MEETINGS TO BE WITH BOTH PARENTS, SO TWILIGHT NEEDS TO FIND A WIFE
THUS ENTERS YORU BRIAR
SHE’S A 27-YEAR-OLD OFFICE WALLFLOWER
SHE’S AN ORPHAN WHO RAISED HER YOUNGER BROTHER ON HER OWN
SHE STICKS HER LEGGY UP REAL FAR
SHE’S ALSO A HITWOMAN UNDER THE CODENAME “THORN PRINCESS” WHO ESPECIALIZES IN KILLING LOADS OF PEOPLE WITH HUGE NEEDLES AND CAN PUNCH YOU SO HARD YOU’LL THANK HER
(SHE’S STRONGER THAN TWILIGHT TOO)
WHEN SHE LIES TO HER BROTHER ABOUT HAVING A BOYFRIEND TO GET HIM OFF HER BACK, HER BROTHER INSISTS IN MEETING THE MAN PERSONALLY AND WILL EVEN REJECT A JOB PROMOTION UNTIL THEY MEET
AND SO THESE TWO CASUALLY MEET AND WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM ANYA, WHO FINDS OUT YORU IS A HITWOMAN AND REALIZES HAVING A SPY AND A HITWOMAN FOR PARENTS WOULD BE ENTERTAINING AS ALL HELL, THEY DECIDE TO FAKE A RELATIONSHIP TO HELP EACH OTHER’S GOALS
TWILIGHT WILL PRETEND TO BE YORU’S BOYFRIEND TO GET HER BROTHER OFF HER BACK
YORU WILL PRETEND TO BE TWILIGHT’S WIFE SO ANYA CAN GET IN THE ELITE SCHOOL
BUT BECAUSE THE POLITICAL CLIMATE IS SO HEAVY WITH SUSPICION AND PEOPLE ARE BEING FALSELY ACCUSED TO BEING SPIES ALL THE TIME, THEY DECIDE TO FAKE-MARRY FOR REAL, JUST TO APPEAR LIKE A NORMAL COUPLE AND THROW SUSPICION OFF THEM AND THEIR RESPECTIVE SECRET JOBS
BUT JUST UNTIL THEY MEET THEIR GOALS RIGHT GUYS
THERE’S DEFINITELY NOT GONNA BE ANY REAL FEELINGS DEVELOPING OR ANYTHING RIGHT GUYS
YES THAT IS A GRENADE PIN TWILIGHT USED AS A WEDDING RING GUYS
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE ACTUAL, GREATEST THING IS? NOBODY KNOWS THE OTHER PARTY’S SECRET
TWILIGHT DOESN’T KNOW YORU IS A HITWOMAN
YORU DOESN’T KNOW TWILIGHT IS A SPY
NOBODY KNOWS ANYA IS PSYCHIC
ANYA KNOWS EVERYTHING BUT PRETENDS NOT TO SO SHE CAN HAVE A FAMILY
IT’S SUCH A STUPID, HILARIOUS CLUSTERFUCK THAT WILL BLOW UP IN GOD KNOWS WHICH WAY AND I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT FOR IT
THUS FAR THERE’S TWO CHAPTERS OUT, 50 PAGES EACH. IT RELEASES ON THE MANGAPLUS APP BI-MONTHLY WHICH IS A LONG WAIT BUT OH GOD SO FUCKING WORTH IT
AND I HOPE THIS POST WILL CONVINCE MORE PEOPLE TO READ IT AND KEEP IT RUNNING FOR MANY YEARS TO COME
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Rulebreaker
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A blessing in disguise
Pairing: Zhongli/Childe
Rating: T
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Chapter: One Shot
Word Count: 4494
Additional Tags: Developing Relationship, Sexual Tension, Mutual Pining, Fluff and Slight Angst, Pre-Canon
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Summary:
With confidence, the Snezhnayan stepped inside the edifice; grandly waving at a tall man with brown hair fading down to amber at the tips, when his ocean gaze caught on the bright amicable cor lapis eyes.
"Childe, you came," warmly greeted Zhongli in a low rumbling voice, a soft smile slightly grazing his lips, as he stood in the farthest corner of the small convivial shop. Judging by the two stoneware handless mugs and the fuming cast iron teapot, it was clear the dark haired man had been expecting the newcomer sudden arrival.
“Good evening to you too, Zhongli sensei,” returned the Harbinger with a familiar cheeky grin plastered on his features.
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OR: That one time Zhongli invited Childe for some tea, storytelling and a hot meal... A very hot meal.
its been three weeks….
zhongli and childe are Extremely Good
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