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hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

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nobody tells you this bc it’s stupid but the best thing to do while on your period is play the sims 4 on a laptop in bed. not only is the sims 4 more fun when you’re emotionally disregulated but the processing power required for the worlds least optimized & shittiest video game of all time will cause your laptop to actively try to kill itself and depending on your position while playing the 3000 degree nuclear meltdown occurring in your lap makes a wonderful natural heating pad. Pro gamer tip

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!

omg I love it thank you!!!!

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Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things