get weird with it

you wouldn't survive a minute in the 24/7 32-player instant respawn 2fort server where they raised me

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

in the club getting psychosexual

can I make a confession that might get me in trouble

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

oh wow… how serene…

turn your antivirus off and install me