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if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

i feel like the people aren’t crazy enough about bill woodward. he’s the most boring man alive. he’s divorced. he loves mamma mia. he doesn’t like his daughter’s stoner girlfriend. he’s gonna kick ted’s head. he drinks a shirley temple during the end of the world in case they need a designated driver. he spent like 100 dollars trying to win a carnival game so he can get a lame ass stuffed animal for his teenage daughter because she’s mad he dropped her phone. he loves his daughter so much he also has no idea how anything works. he’s paul’s best friend. he’s a little bit of a bitch sometimes. he gets a caramel frappe every day. he has genuinely one of the most gut-wrenching deaths in the entire starkid universe. he’s played by corey dorris what more do you people want.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

rb if u hates terfs

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat