Rambly Puppy Boy Hours

Mm…the subtle but unignorable and constant homoerotic undertones of sports anime…

Sometimes I’ll be watching porn and come across one of those videos where there’s. Just a third girl. The other two are fucking above her, standing. And the camera is just her, licking the girl getting fucked, then looking sexily at the camera, then lick a few times, then look at the camera, and like. What is the point of that. I feel like no one would be entirely comfortable and not awkward in that situation. It’s not even sexy. It’s just lick lick 👁🫦👁 , lick lick lick 👁🫦👁, lick lick 👁🫦👁

People always act like being willing to take a bullet for someone is the pinnacle of love, bitch no, I’d take a bullet for someone I’ve known for five minutes. Talking on the phone is the pinnacle of love and trust. It takes years of knowing me before I’ll talk on the phone with you.

I’ve been super sleepy for the past few days, but just the kind of tired where I can’t focus, though I can’t manage to nap >∼<

Unfortunately, having a “no DMs” policy outright stated in your intro post highlights the amount of people who don’t care enough to read intro posts before trying to contact you 🥲

Sometimes I think about how people possibly consider (American) football to be a straight thing. Like. You’re watching big men get sweaty and physical with each other in very very tight leggings.

Ughhh I wish I could get a new phone, everyone’s talking about the pride hearts but I can’t see them 😭

25 days

Fun fact: my first gender-affirming thing I bought before I came out but after my egg cracked was a pair of shoes. Size 5 boys kids dress shoes for a concert, “because all the girls shoes had open tops and I [didn’t] like that”

My hair is so stupid. It’s so incredibly thin and fragile that I can just snap it with barely any effort (even before I started murdering it regularly), enough that I have to be careful when there are stubborn knots because if I’m too rough it’ll either pull out of my scalp or snap instead of untangling. Yet. Somehow I have so damn much of it that I use up a ton of bleach/hair dye on it every time lmao

Fucking. Heat rash. Ugh.