Crusty Lemons

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

before we start posting that july is gay wrath month let’s consider that july is disability pride month first and foremost. the “be gay do crimes” memes can wait

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

of course i have a praise kink i was ignored as a child.

Of course I have a worship kink. I was made to feel every drop of love or affection was conditional.

god, you take a five minute break and some asshole paints a picture

I bet Jean Baptiste wasn't helping with the washing up or doing the laundry