dj big lusk

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

told my parents i'm trans & they asked if i was AMAB or AFAB

Man also RIP Sir Arthur Conan Doyle you would've loved House MD

you don't understand the only way to keep children safe is to isolate them from everyone except the people who are statistically most likely to abuse them

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

not me it's get a bag thursday 💯🔥😤