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Didn't you retweet incest porn on 9/11?

we all mourn in different ways

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I've got my post op appointment today. Im going to be real clear that im not waiting 10 years for my new knee. Im ok. I can stand and walk for a little bit. I walked the grocery store yesterday.

But I cant walk the dog. My knee is locking now multiple times a day.

#chronic pain #knee pain

sunnnpoisoned

i love this genre of photos of assad, like. this is literally armand

wizard-council-bureaucrat

✨⚡️Wizard spell that makes you unionize your place of work⚡️✨

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everybody celebrate with @peppermintlegs !

and then everybody do the same!

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penny-anna

Ok u know that like. Period drama shirt. The white shirt men are always wearing in period dramas. The Colin Firth jumps into a lake shirt. Are you visualising this in your mind? Ok now imagine: a butch wearing the shirt. And she has tasteful cleavage. Do you see my vision.

starrynet

what’s your favorite ship?

titanic

hms terror

uss enterprise

ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)

captain ahab’s whaling vessel

ship of theseus

battleship monopoly token

mclennon

Remaining time: 5 days 21 hours

socialistexan

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themummersfolly

How dare you leave this in the tags.

artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet

i was training a young person at work, and she referred to sexual assault as "SA" out loud, and i immediately was like, "no, it's sexual assault, call it what it is," bc idgaf if the algorithm overlords have taught y'all that you should fear direct language, how tf do any of you expect to ever address real issues with any amount of seriousness if you can't even say the words? imagine an advocate looking a sexual assault survivor in the eyes and asking "did he grape you?" it's absolutely fucking absurd, but these young interns and new hires are coming into an environment where we deal with survivors of all different kinds of abuse, and they're coming with the mindset that the words are as bad as the actions, and that makes them shitty at the job and look juvenile af

i HATE self-censorship for a lot of reasons, but being in crisis work makes it even more frustrating. who are you censoring for? like i am being so fr, WHO are you censoring for? have you even thought it through? people who have been raped know that they have been raped. if someone attempts suicide or is grieving someone who did, saying "sewer slide" isn't going to protect them from any of the feelings. a murder victim's family isn't going to feel better bc you said "unalived" instead of murdered. if anything, it's just extremely invalidating and othering. it's saying "what happened to you is so bad that i won't even say the word," which is NOT trauma-informed care. you are not protecting survivors/victims when you self-censor. the ONLY things you protect when you self-censor are the puritanical ideologies that are being encouraged by rich fascists who want your money and obedience

say the fucking words, guys. just say the goddamn words before i go insane!!!

what-even-is-thiss

I really don’t like the idea of prestigious schools for magic-so I decided in an Urban Fantasy scenario a 27 year old Wizard Lady would teach recreational Spellcasting at the community center. All ages welcome. I feel that could be a more interesting way for Magic education to work

Yeah I I’ve kind of always thought that after school or weekend classes like some kids have for Hebrew school or Chinese school in the US would be a more interesting way for magical education to work in a modern setting.

I think back in the day that’s how a lot of American fans assumed that magic education must work in the US in the Hairy Pothead universe because nationwide boarding schools aren’t as much of a realistic idea here even if wizards are a tiny portion of the population.

Hairy Pearjuice is really only a concept that works in the cultural context of English boarding schools I think.

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heycallmered

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

llama2237

What... What movie is this.

heycallmered

ain't no way in hell this post even breaks 500

marmoset-marmoset

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady

exeggcute

one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

exeggcute

can you imagine.

bisexualshakespeare

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

cleverlittlefox

hirilelfwraith

Occasionally you do need to just let fantasy be fantasy. "Why are the mountains around Mordor in a square, mountain ranges don't work like that" well you see there's an evil god who lives there hope this helps

werewolf-transgenderism

I am always fine with the ends of my grocery cycle until I get new groceries and remember what good varied food is again. I always run out of non-frozen produce first and then when I get new groceries I'm like "oh my god has anyone ever tasted a fruit and/or vegetable this delicious in their life??? I think not"

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trixxinixxi

This is 100% something I’d send to my 2 flirty friends

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kaijutegu

I'm babysitting a silent auction table and somebody just handed me this thing and said "here, keep it warm"

unpretty

HOW DID A BABY TURTLE THE SIZE OF A QUARTER GET INTO OUR LIVING ROOM

unpretty

absolutely harrowing. it came out from underneath the couch covered in dust. my partner nearly stepped on it, and picked it up thinking it was trash. it was a baby turtle. it stuck its little head out and it was the size of a toothpick. we frantically ran it across the road close to the creek because we don't know how long it went without food or water under our fucking couch. HOW DID IT GET IN HERE. DID A SHREW GRAB IT FOR A SNACK OUTSIDE AND THEN ABANDON IT UNDER THE COUCH. WHAT HAPPENED.

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