Scrooge Mcducks Descendant

That’s enough internet for today

i thought you meant the fish was sexy and i’ve been crying for like three minutes over sexy dreamworks fish i hate America

This is one of the very few complex issues that really isn’t complex at all.

shoves a fucking onion into a computer: aesthetic

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Excuse me, I have to go embark on a quest. I don’t know to what end but I have a ferocious need to be a badass. 

How come I never heard this before? Holy hell.

Every time I’ve ever listened to one theme, or the other, I was always greatly reminded of the other. So this was just a logical thing to happen.

HOLY FRICK STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS. SNT YOU NEED TO GET YOUR ROOMMATE TO LISTEN TO THIS IF HE THINKS DRAGONBORN IS EPIC BY ITSELF IT JUST GOT A BOOST.

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!??!??!

It’s quicksand. Quicksand is much thicker than water, which is why things sink so slowly. By that same logic, one can walk on its surface if you go fast enough and with little enough pressure, like skipping a stone on water.

THAT IS FANTASTIC

Non-Newtonian fluids, everyone.

As a child I believed that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem in my life than it has turned out to be.  Little did I know I could defeat it by simply waddling like a penguin.

Same here! The 80s gave me unrealistic expectations on how much quicksand I would encounter in my life.

So calming

If you have anxiety trying taking deep breaths in sync with this. It’s very relaxing. 

For all of you who need this atm