i like a bunch of things and occasionally im funny

people who do a PhD are running from something

Yeah it’s called a 9-to-5

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

the gays were immortal and they STILL managed to bury them???

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

everytime an artist or a writer gives robby his tummy with chest hair with some fat in his arms and legs, please know i'm making out with you nasty style as a thanks (w consent)