They thought they could stop a demon I'm back

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

There’s also the amazing possibility that he’s sarcastic on accident and doesn’t realize

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

I'm currently living in a two-cat household, and there's a thing that happens where the first cat is calling for me, the second cat shows up like "you rang?", and the first cat immediately smacks the second cat in the face like "not you, knucklehead". They do this every day.

The second cat always comes running when the first cat calls for me, even though it gets her dope-slapped with 100% reliability. I suspect she simply enjoys the attention.

pro tip if you're ever stuck on a math problem you can try meowing at it. It wont help but you CAN try it.

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches